Favourite Chant

Originally posted by Neil Thomson:
<strong>What's your favourite United chant? And do any of not sing at matches?</strong><hr></blockquote>

Always sing at matches and at home. my favourite chants were last season at deportivo game at o.t quater final of clg

"are you watchin merseyside are you watchin merseyside"

"follow follow follow coz united are going to Glasgow, ther'll be thousands a reds and we'll be pissed out our heads coz united are goin to glasgow"
 
My Fav will always be "Glory Glory". I taught my son to sing it when he was 3 :)

"Jingle Bells" on away Christmas trips.

Special mentions:

Loudest ever has to be "Robson must stay" (especially when we beat Barca in 85 - my best night ever in the Stretford End)

"Feruson's red and white army" v Everton

I enjoyed the "Dont go out tonight" v Leverkusen last week too.

And last but not least; on La Ramblas "CHAMPIONI" !

:D :D :D
 
Originally posted by MancFanFromManc:
<strong>
"Jingle Bells" on away Christmas trips.
</strong><hr></blockquote>

:) :) :)

"Jingle Bells Jingle Bells, Jingle all the way, Oh what fun it is to see United win away, Hey!"
 
Mine used to be

half a pound of nuts and bolts
half a pound of Plastic

mix it up and what have you got...

A leeds united spastic!!

Of course i'd never sing something like that
 
There she was
Just Lying on the Floor
Screaming
Are you the Famous
Clayton Barrymore
 
we are the pride of all europe
and the cock of the north
we hate fuking scousers
and cockneys of course

etc

:D
 
What's the song sung by the United fans. It's really come to the fore this season. The fans sing it pretty much constantly throughout the match home and away. Would sound good accompanied by a trumpted ;) .

Anyone???
 
To the tune of bad moon rising

"I see the Stretford End arising
I see there's trouble on the way
don't go out tonight
unless you're red and white
I see there's trouble on the way"
 
Originally posted by bazalini:
<strong>There she was
Just Lying on the Floor
Screaming
Are you the Famous
Clayton Barrymore</strong><hr></blockquote>

<img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[Laugh Out Loud]" />
 
Although Clayton would be insulted I think.
 
Originally posted by Dans:
<strong>Although Clayton would be insulted I think.</strong><hr></blockquote>

Clayton is delighted with it. He even sings it to his lady friends just as he is about to pleasure them. (so he tells me)
 
He feels honoured by being confused with a gay swimming pool killer?
 
"You are my Solskjaer..." :D <img src="graemlins/devil.gif" border="0" alt="[Devil]" />

this is sacrilege now i know, but i used to love -

stamp...stamp...stamp stamp stamp stamp..."Ince!"
(think i heard it once to the tune of "Giggs!" as well).

one that i don't usually join in on is...well, i sing -

"Oh Manchester (Oh Manchester)
Is wonderful (is wonderful)
Oh Manchester is wonderful
It's all ___, _____ and United
Oh Manchester is wonderful!" <img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[Laugh Out Loud]" />
 
We are just one of those teams
That you see now and then
We seldom score six
But we often score ten
We beat them at home
And we beat them away
We kill any b*stards
That get in our way

We.. are... the...
Pride of all Europe
The cock of the North
We hate the scousers,
The cockneys of course (and Leeds!)
We are United
Without any doubt,
We are those Manchester boys

Na, na, na.....
 
Originally posted by GiggsysGirl:
<strong>"You are my Solskjaer..." :D <img src="graemlins/devil.gif" border="0" alt="[Devil]" />

this is sacrilege now i know, but i used to love -

stamp...stamp...stamp stamp stamp stamp..."Ince!"
(think i heard it once to the tune of "Giggs!" as well).

one that i don't usually join in on is...well, i sing -

"Oh Manchester (Oh Manchester)
Is wonderful (is wonderful)
Oh Manchester is wonderful
It's all ___, _____ and United
Oh Manchester is wonderful!" <img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[Laugh Out Loud]" /> </strong><hr></blockquote>

you missed the best part

oh merseyside .... you know the rest :)
 
in the days of standing up

"were on the march with fergies army"
"were all going to wembley!"

that really got the ground rocking when it was chocka

plus its my nick

:cool:
 
Originally posted by Lynott:
<strong>What's the song sung by the United fans. It's really come to the fore this season. The fans sing it pretty much constantly throughout the match home and away. Would sound good accompanied by a trumpted ;) .

Anyone???</strong><hr></blockquote>

City going up
But they're going straight back down
Going straight back down
Going straight back down
City going up
But they're going straight back down
Going straight back down
Going straight back down
Going up
Going Down
City going up
But they're going straight back down!

To the tune of 'Yellow Submarine'

My Favourite

<img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[Laugh Out Loud]" />
 
Originally posted by spinoza:
<strong>Wonder if anyone can come up with a version of follow follow for this year?</strong><hr></blockquote>

"follow follow follow"
"cause united are goin to turf moor"
"id rather stay in bed"
"and have a wank instead"
"cos united are goin to turf moor"
 
Follow Follow Follow
Cos Utd are going to Glasgow
There'll be thousands of scouse
Robbin yer house
Cos utd are going to Glasgow..........

Well or not as the case was....but the song was
good anyway :)
 
Going back a few years..

He's here, he's there, he's every feckin' where,
Dennis Law, Dennis Law

:D
 
Glory Glory Man Utd
Glory Glory Man Utd

Ruud Van Nistlerooy Tra la la la la
Ruud Van Nistlerooy Tra la la la la
Ruud Van Nistlerooy Tra la la la la

You are my Solskjaer
My only Solskjaer
U make me happy when skies are grey
Oh Alan Shearer was fecking dearer
So please don't take my Solskjaer away :)
 
U-N-I T-E-D,
United are the team for me,
With a knick-knack, paddywhack,
Give a dog a bone,
Why don't City feck off home.

This old man, Tony Book,
Can he play football? Can he feck,
With a knick-knack, paddywhack,
Give a dog a bone,
Why don't City feck off home.

Franny Lee, Franny Lee,
Franny Lee has got V.D.
With a knick-knack, paddywhack,
Give a dog a bone,
Why don't City feck off home.

Lee bummed Bell, Bell bummed Lee,
Lee and Bell bummed Summerbee,
With a knick-knack, paddywhack,
Give a dog a bone,
Why don't City feck off home.
 
We never lose at home and we never lose away,
We lost last week and we lost again today,
We don't give a feck about the way we play,
'cos we are United's boot boys,
Kill, kill, kill the bill

<img src="graemlins/keano.gif" border="0" alt="[Keano]" />

I'd never sing that though obviously <img src="graemlins/angel.gif" border="0" alt="[Angel]" />
 
Originally posted by redinsyd:
<strong>We never lose at home and we never lose away,
We lost last week and we lost again today,
We don't give a feck about the way we play,
'cos we are United's boot boys,
Kill, kill, kill the bill

<img src="graemlins/keano.gif" border="0" alt="[Keano]" />

I'd never sing that though obviously <img src="graemlins/angel.gif" border="0" alt="[Angel]" /> </strong><hr></blockquote>

Or the alternate.....

"Pissed last night, I was pissed the night before,
tonight I'll get pissed like I've never been pissed before,
We will drink wherever we may be,
Coz we are the famous M.U.F.C.,

....DRINK, DRINK, wherever you may be,
We are the famous M.U.F.C,
We don't give a shit, we don't give a fcuk,
Coz we came home with the Cup Winners Cup..."
 
It happened on a Saturday, a Saturday afternoon,
We came across some Liverpool fans, singing Liverpool tunes,
They sang 'you'll never walk alone', they made a terrible din,
It was on that famous Saturday they mat Matt Busby's boys

We chased 'em down Piccadilly,
We chased 'em down Deansgate - DEANSGATE,
We made 'em sing Denis Law's the king,
Then we kicked their fecking heads in,
Kicked their heads in,
Kicked their heads in,
Kick, kick, kick, kicked their heads in.
<img src="graemlins/keano.gif" border="0" alt="[Keano]" />
 
"Six foot two,
Eyes of blue,
Big Jim Holton's after you,
Nah-nah-nah-naahh, Nah-nah-naahh, nah-naah

Five foot eight,
underweight,
Gerry Daily's feckin' great
Nah-nah-nah-naahh, Nah-nah-naahh, nah-naah"
 
Originally posted by 77:
<strong>

"Five foot eight,
underweight,
Gerry Daily's feckin' great
Nah-nah-nah-naahh, Nah-nah-naahh, nah-naah"</strong><hr></blockquote>

Not underweight now. He was on MUTV and he's nothing like the waif like little fella he was.

Definitely podgy.
 
Originally posted by Jens:
<strong>

you missed the best part

oh merseyside .... you know the rest :) </strong><hr></blockquote>

oh i don't shy away from that verse :D

<img src="graemlins/devil.gif" border="0" alt="[Devil]" />