FAO the scousers criticising the song repetoire (sp) of the great MUFC

barca1999

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A plastic scouse mate had a copy of the Loughborough-based piss-poor fanzine 'red all over the land' the other day and I had a bit of a nosey, still as shite as ever, but one article caught my eye. The writer explains how "i was trying to tell a Leeds fan at work that we sang over 40 different songs-audibly- on Sunday (the away game @ Mary Elland Rd) but he didn't believe me so I counted them (what a sad bastard)"
Anyways, for those who think some of our songs are bad enough, e.g. "if you all hate scousers..." "Ruud" (clap clap clap) their songs sure take some beating.....

Big Pole in our goal
Oh Sami Sami Sami
Henchoz Henchoz
Jamie Carragher
Stephen Gerrars
John Arne Riise (notice a pattern emerging here?)
Super Dan (not the same buy they booed off the other week?)
Michael Owen scores a goal
Hamman Hamman (to the tune of "Veron Veron"
gary Mac
We love Pinnochio
One Phil Thompson
Gerard Houllier (Go West version) arf
Allez, allez Gerard Houllier
Hou let the dogs out
Oh when the reds
Liverpool, Liverpool, Liverpool
Come on you mighty reds (arf)
We love you Liverpool we do
L-I-V-E-R-P double O Liverpool FC
Poor scouser Tommy
We are the Kopites
Fields of Anfield Road (fields?)
We shall not be moved
Rio Rio (after own goal, witty buggers)
you're supposed to be in jail (somewhat ironic?!)
Half the Woolpack's shagged your bird (at Kewell, witty)
Fowler, Fowler what's the score
F**k all, youre gonna win f**k all (not the only ones then)
Who the fecking hell are you
shitty ground, shitty ground, shitty ground (pathetic)
Show them the way to go home
Boring boring scousers (that'll be the famous scouse sense of humour)
The reds are coming up the hill
Liverpool, Liverpool take the piss (sad bastards)
YAWN

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Originally posted by barca1999:
<strong>Boring boring scousers (that'll be the famous scouse sense of humour)
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gosh, they are so witty aren't they? :rolleyes:
 
Originally posted by paulb:
<strong>....and not one reference to Man Utd.

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"who the fuch are Man Utd" is sung any time i happen to regain conciousness during a Liverpool game.
 
Originally posted by Murt:
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"who the fuch are Man Utd" is sung any time i happen to regain conciousness during a Liverpool game.</strong><hr></blockquote>


Is it?
Apparently it wasn't sung at the Leeds game. <img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[Laugh Out Loud]" />
 
Originally posted by paulb:
<strong>....and not one reference to Man Utd.

:D </strong><hr></blockquote>

MUFC have chants to the tunes of Joy Division and the Stone Roses....

LFC have chants to the tunes of DJ Otzi and the Ba Ha men....

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Originally posted by barca1999:
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MUFC have chants to the tunes of Joy Division and the Stone Roses....

LFC have chants to the tunes of DJ Otzi and the Ba Ha men....

<img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[Laugh Out Loud]" /> </strong><hr></blockquote>


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Originally posted by barca1999:
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MUFC have chants to the tunes of Joy Division and the Stone Roses....

LFC have chants to the tunes of DJ Otzi and the Ba Ha men....

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I wish our fans would pick trendy bands like that. <img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[Laugh Out Loud]" />
 
Originally posted by paulb:
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I wish our fans would pick trendy bands like that. <img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[Laugh Out Loud]" /> </strong><hr></blockquote>

Could you perhaps boo your players off to the tune of Oasis' new one? <img src="confused.gif" border="0">