FAO the powers that be

If you need help finding porn on the internet then there really is no hope
 
If you need help finding porn on the internet then there really is no hope

Speaking of which..........

Many years ago when the internet was very new (I was the first person of all my friends to get it).........my dad had some friends over and I was showing them the amazing thing that was "the net".

Anyway, I was looking for some Queen guitar music.........so I innocently typed in queen...........then I was faced with some dominatrix website called "bitch queen".......I had to frantically turn it off...........

Moral of the story-even when you aren't looking for it, you'll find it!
 
Well Hectic when a Mummy and Daddy love each other very much they kiss and have babies.

Then Daddy never gets any again so he needs a good hard wank from time to time thus the need for porn.
 
Well Hectic when a Mummy and Daddy love each other very much they kiss and have babies.

Then Daddy never gets any again so he needs a good hard wank from time to time thus the need for porn.

So that's why dad wanted his 'alone' time after dinner.