FAO of those newly promoted

That is only for a second offence.

First time we let you off with crucifiction.
 
Thanks for the promo. The Newbie was killing me.

Just wondering, I didnt know I was promoted until I just saw the "post reply" option on a thread. Is there something that goes out to let people know?
 
Bilbo said:
Thanks for the promo. The Newbie was killing me.

Just wondering, I didnt know I was promoted until I just saw the "post reply" option on a thread. Is there something that goes out to let people know?

depends on which lazy bastard promoted you. I usually send anyone i promote a quick PM welcoming them to the caf.

bet it was wibble the half arsed aussie
 
Is it just me, or did something like two dozen people get promoted this weekend?

I feel horrible for the few left behind, but how shit must they be if dervish2 has somehow made the grade?
 
There's loads of new wierdo's about

Chep, Dervish, efshenafnc?, el cuntfacio, Davo, and that secret alien bloke, you know the one I mean, Richter or something
 
The numpty factor has certainly risen in the last couple of days. 'Here here' about three times in the Heinze thread, ffs. It's hard to be both pointless and wrong all at the same time, but I guess some are just talented.
 
There's also some freak called noodlehair who thinks a gradual alien invasion is inevitable, or some shit like that.
 
Seems it's already begun. Except, replace alien with "cretin" and gradual with "sudden". More or less the same thing
 
Yep but half will be banned by new weekend.

And it was me. I never ever let a newbie know that they have been promoted. A knid of natural selection at work. If they can't work out that they have been promoted then ..... :)
 
Because Wibbs is an evolutionist.

Perhaps it's survival of the cretinist. (I think I'll be alright.)
 
TheDevil'sOwn said:
The Caf used to be so much better before all of these new promotions. Why can't it go back to the way it was?!?

It's just not the same anymore. Boo-hoo.
To the good old days eh?
 
Ffs it was supposed to be a secret that I am a alien noodle :nono: