FAO Mods - May I have my own forum like Big Andy?

FLASHWOK

Flash...ahhhaaa..etc etc
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Coldplay is good? You are saying bullshits...U fuc
I do not plan to give advice since who could possibly give better advice than B.A. ...mine would be more sort of an entertainment type forum...

-I could put all my videos and photos in there so Murt wont cry about it all the time and everyone will know where to find them.

- I will have weekly or even daily informative, hard hitting, funny, interviews with various posters on a number of topics..untill we run out of suitable people.

- I will interview the newbies to see if any of them are interesting enough to warrant your attention.

- I will also have a daily chat/wrapup type of thread where I discuss the important and stupid threads of the day and such.

- I will have a weekly thread decrying Coldplay so all those who dislike Coldplay will always know where to come so they can regularly join me in our dislike.

- In light of my penis pump breaking, I am back to square 1, or more like square 1 and 1/2 (inches) so I will have a small penis support group in my forum for those similarly afflicted (women will also be very welcome to tell us repeatedly that size does not matter).

- There will also be a type of "People's Court" where posters can come to settle grievances and disputes they have with one another over things like post stealing, thread hijacking, insulting etc .and such under my watchfull eye before having to involve the mods and waste their time.

- I will also have a current events chat area where people will ask me questions and I give them the right answers which are indisputable (* this is different from the current events forum on the main board in that only my opinion will be the right one...which isn't really all that different come to think of it) :angel:

- Flash's confessional, where posters can tell me their innermost secrets and wrongdoings and problems etc. so that I may tell them to the whole board thus making the person feel better by getting the problem out in the open.

- Flash's Cafe weather report...I feel this will be invaluable.

- Flash's Cafe crime report...for example, "Yesterday Robbo was caught masturbating in a corner of the newbie forum" and was censured.

- Flash's Post Count milestones...where posters hitting important milestones in post count will be announced so that everyone knows just how big a loser they have become since joining the cafe.



this is a can't miss forum idea if I ever saw one...what do you think?
 
Can we have an anti Deco forum please, it's vitally important that it's brought to everyone's attention just how much they despise the diving mongfaced fairy
 
noodlehair said:
Can we have an anti Deco forum please, it's vitally important that it's brought to everyone's attention just how much they despise the diving mongfaced fairy

:lol: :lol:

its true its true, his face is that of a Ihni binni dimi diniwiny anitaime!
 
FLASHWOK said:
that's not my website, they are just imitators plaigarising from me.

:lol:

flash, if i didnt know any better, i think you were trying to lead a dramatic coup d'etat of the cafe and turn it into www.flashwoksworld.com, a site of movies and games, mindless chatter, and a little football on the side, where we can all laugh and play and be merry in the golden fields on a warm summer day.
 
alonso767 said:
:lol:

flash, if i didnt know any better, i think you were trying to lead a dramatic coup d'etat of the cafe and turn it into www.flashwoksworld.com, a site of movies and games, mindless chatter, and a little football on the side, where we can all laugh and play and be merry in the golden fields on a warm summer day.

that pretty much sums up the cafe no :angel: ?
 
Flash you've had two weeks to get your interviews up and going.....weird coincidence though as I didn't see this thread, honest!

Nothing stopping you doing the rest of it - but can you do interviews in the thread I started, and one at a time? Ta.
 
Livvie said:
Flash you've had two weeks to get your interviews up and going.....weird coincidence though as I didn't see this thread, honest!

Nothing stopping you doing the rest of it - but can you do interviews in the thread I started, and one at a time? Ta.


no forum was created for me to do my show... :(

it was going to be brilliant...now it is ruined and smashed in a million pieces on the cruel floor of red cafe broken dreams.

I could cry.
 
You don't need a forum you great twazzock - just open a thread.
 
You need to submit a request, in triplicate, to Niall then. No good talking to us monkeys.
 
FLASHWOK said:
Niall was all for it...he told me. :angel:

No good putting on that innocent expression - only Niall can add forums as far as I'm aware.
 
i was actually thinking of a weekly show called 'Goldens Blunders'
a hilarious look at Goldens mishaps in life
 
FLASHWOK said:
hmmmmmm...I like Blunder's Law better...wouldn't you rather people see you as tough and uncompromising as opposed to the bumbling blundering mishap prone type... ;)

i can do both..vunerable,blunderish - appealing to the girls
tough, chain smoking, beer swilling, internet cop for everyone else