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Raoul

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I noticed that your site slows down considerably during peak hours. This is easily fixed by upgrading your forum to version 6.1 or above and enabling the PHP accelarator. It will speed things up tremendously. You will need a server that can handle php though. Pass it along to Dunk.

Happy New Years. :D
 
And who said Manchester United fans never helps anyone else but themselves? Good on yah Raoul! ;)
 
i hope you locked up your server Raoul, the scousers'll be looking for one to nick now <img src="graemlins/nervous.gif" border="0" alt="[Nervous]" />
 
Originally posted by Raoul:
<strong>I noticed that your site slows down considerably during peak hours. This is easily fixed by upgrading your forum to version 6.1 or above and enabling the PHP accelarator. It will speed things up tremendously. You will need a server that can handle php though. Pass it along to Dunk.

Happy New Years. :D </strong><hr></blockquote>

Well, it is of course very nice of you to offer a helping hand to the Scousers, Raoul, but I suspect that none of them will be around to benefit from it, the way things are going.
They much prefer it when they can fill this forum with smug prattle about all Liverpoo's superior assets, the world class Donkey, the 'Dutch Andy Cole' - that sort of thing... And right now isn't exactly the best time to do so! :D
 
Originally posted by Jip Jaap:
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Well, it is of course very nice of you to offer a helping hand to the Scousers, Raoul, but I suspect that none of them will be around to benefit from it, the way things are going.
They much prefer it when they can fill this forum with smug prattle about all Liverpoo's superior assets, the world class Donkey, the 'Dutch Andy Cole' - that sort of thing... And right now isn't exactly the best time to do so! :D </strong><hr></blockquote>

The dippers actually called donkey@sack of potatoes world class?

Gosh, they are even thicker than I thought... <img src="graemlins/smirk.gif" border="0" alt="[Smirk]" />
 
Cheers for that Raoul..

Hope you had a good one!

:D
 
Ahh i get it Raoul, your giving help to the Scousers b4 they get bored from thier crap talk site -coz it's slow as thier games- and come over here, to throw there shit.. ha??? :eek: ;) <img src="graemlins/angel.gif" border="0" alt="[Angel]" />
 
Originally posted by Manu4e:
<strong>Ahh i get it Raoul, your giving help to the Scousers b4 they get bored from thier crap talk site -coz it's slow as thier games- and come over here, to throw there shit.. ha??? :eek: ;) <img src="graemlins/angel.gif" border="0" alt="[Angel]" /> </strong><hr></blockquote>


Hang on, I'm writing that utterly sharp and witty jest down to use in work as it is just SOOO funny.

I'm nearly falling off my chair laughing as I speak..


:rolleyes:
 
Originally posted by Andy @ Allerton:
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Hang on, I'm writing that utterly sharp and witty jest down to use in work as it is just SOOO funny.

I'm nearly falling off my chair laughing as I speak..


:rolleyes: </strong><hr></blockquote>

It's funny that you can't seem to beat the weaker teams

Fulham
Bolton

<img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[Laugh Out Loud]" />
 
Originally posted by Andy @ Allerton:
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Hang on, I'm writing that utterly sharp and witty jest down to use in work as it is just SOOO funny.

I'm nearly falling off my chair laughing as I speak..


:rolleyes: </strong><hr></blockquote>

No one one told you to laugh asshole. :rolleyes:
 
Originally posted by lchk:
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It's funny that you can't seem to beat the weaker teams

Fulham
Bolton

<img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[Laugh Out Loud]" /> </strong><hr></blockquote>

erm did you not hear about Ricketts goal?
;)
 
Originally posted by Murt:
<strong>i hope you locked up your server Raoul, the scousers'll be looking for one to nick now <img src="graemlins/nervous.gif" border="0" alt="[Nervous]" /> </strong><hr></blockquote>

LOL! Legendary Scouse humour too you see! :p
 
Originally posted by Jip Jaap:
<strong>

Well, it is of course very nice of you to offer a helping hand to the Scousers, Raoul, but I suspect that none of them will be around to benefit from it, the way things are going.
They much prefer it when they can fill this forum with smug prattle about all Liverpoo's superior assets, the world class Donkey, the 'Dutch Andy Cole' - that sort of thing... And right now isn't exactly the best time to do so! :D </strong><hr></blockquote>

What, when you're 2-0 up you mean? ;)
 
Originally posted by lchk:
<strong>

It's funny that you can't seem to beat the weaker teams

Fulham
Bolton

<img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[Laugh Out Loud]" /> </strong><hr></blockquote>

Bolton? people in glass houses....
 
Originally posted by Manu4e:
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No one one told you to laugh asshole. :rolleyes: </strong><hr></blockquote>

Rapier-like wit there ....
 
Thank you for the help Raoul...I'm sure A@A will have passed your well-intentioned message on by now...Happy New year to all genuine Manchester United supporters by the way, and good luck in the CL.
 
Originally posted by Raoul:
<strong>Please keep this thread free of personal attacks. I am merely trying to help.</strong><hr></blockquote>

Yeah sure Raoul. :)