Is fecking hilarious.
Yet to see an episode which hasnt left me in stitches.
Yet to see an episode which hasnt left me in stitches.
Family Guy
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Tasteless, but hilarious!
best show for comedy kicks south park's ass
As if, South Park shits all over family guy, I used to think it was mildly amusing until I seen the cartoon war's episodes of south park.
I laugh at things that I really shouldn't laugh at. The show is so unPC but its brilliant.
Fantastic show, every episode is hilarious.
Great show
Am getting into American Dad now...just got season 1 on DVD
"Lois, what's this word?"
"Evil."
"What's this word?"
"Knievil."
"What's this word?"
"Was."
"What's this word?"
"Born."
"What's this word?"
"In."
"What's this word?"
"Montana."
"Hey Lois, did you know that Evil Knievil was born in Montana?"
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Auctioner: Our first item is a pair of panties confiscated from a prostitute.
Quagmire: Fifty bucks.
Auctioner: She had nine STDs.
Quagmire: Forty-five bucks.
Auctioner: And when we caught her she wet herself.
Quagmire: Fifty bucks.
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Quagmire: "How old are you?"
Girl: "16."
Quagmire: "18? You're gonna be first."
Girl: "Mom!"
Quagmire: "I like where this is going! Giggidy-giggidy-giggidy!"
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Lois: Where are we ?
Peter: About two hours from Cape Cod`s most luxurious bed and breakfast.
Lois: Peter, that`s so wonderful. I`m so excited i want to prep my diaphram now!
Peter: Hehehehe.....Gross.
_________________
Lois: So, Meg, any luck finding another job?
Meg: No. Hardly anybody's hiring right now. The only job I could find was for a phone sex line, and I sucked at it.
[cut to Meg on the couch, on the phone]
Meg: What am I wearing? Um... a hat, and... glasses? [pause] What kind of underwear? Um... I don't know... big underwear, I guess. I'm sorry, what?! Oh. What would I do to you? Well, um... I guess, maybe we could get pizza, and... we could watch House?
[cut to Peter in the bedroom, on the phone]
Peter: All right, I am totally flaccid, but thank you anyway, ma'am. I appreciate your time. [hangs up]
"Evil."
"What's this word?"
"Knievil."
"What's this word?"
"Was."
"What's this word?"
"Born."
"What's this word?"
"In."
"What's this word?"
"Montana."
"Hey Lois, did you know that Evil Knievil was born in Montana?"
---------------
Auctioner: Our first item is a pair of panties confiscated from a prostitute.
Quagmire: Fifty bucks.
Auctioner: She had nine STDs.
Quagmire: Forty-five bucks.
Auctioner: And when we caught her she wet herself.
Quagmire: Fifty bucks.
---------------
Quagmire: "How old are you?"
Girl: "16."
Quagmire: "18? You're gonna be first."
Girl: "Mom!"
Quagmire: "I like where this is going! Giggidy-giggidy-giggidy!"
-------------------------------
Lois: Where are we ?
Peter: About two hours from Cape Cod`s most luxurious bed and breakfast.
Lois: Peter, that`s so wonderful. I`m so excited i want to prep my diaphram now!
Peter: Hehehehe.....Gross.
_________________
Lois: So, Meg, any luck finding another job?
Meg: No. Hardly anybody's hiring right now. The only job I could find was for a phone sex line, and I sucked at it.
[cut to Meg on the couch, on the phone]
Meg: What am I wearing? Um... a hat, and... glasses? [pause] What kind of underwear? Um... I don't know... big underwear, I guess. I'm sorry, what?! Oh. What would I do to you? Well, um... I guess, maybe we could get pizza, and... we could watch House?
[cut to Peter in the bedroom, on the phone]
Peter: All right, I am totally flaccid, but thank you anyway, ma'am. I appreciate your time. [hangs up]
family guy is poor.
Southpark is good.
"Lois, what's this word?"
"Evil."
"What's this word?"
"Knievil."
"What's this word?"
"Was."
"What's this word?"
"Born."
"What's this word?"
"In."
"What's this word?"
"Montana."
"Hey Lois, did you know that Evil Knievil was born in Montana?"
---------------
Auctioner: Our first item is a pair of panties confiscated from a prostitute.
Quagmire: Fifty bucks.
Auctioner: She had nine STDs.
Quagmire: Forty-five bucks.
Auctioner: And when we caught her she wet herself.
Quagmire: Fifty bucks.
---------------
Quagmire: "How old are you?"
Girl: "16."
Quagmire: "18? You're gonna be first."
Girl: "Mom!"
Quagmire: "I like where this is going! Giggidy-giggidy-giggidy!"
-------------------------------
Lois: Where are we ?
Peter: About two hours from Cape Cod`s most luxurious bed and breakfast.
Lois: Peter, that`s so wonderful. I`m so excited i want to prep my diaphram now!
Peter: Hehehehe.....Gross.
_________________
Lois: So, Meg, any luck finding another job?
Meg: No. Hardly anybody's hiring right now. The only job I could find was for a phone sex line, and I sucked at it.
[cut to Meg on the couch, on the phone]
Meg: What am I wearing? Um... a hat, and... glasses? [pause] What kind of underwear? Um... I don't know... big underwear, I guess. I'm sorry, what?! Oh. What would I do to you? Well, um... I guess, maybe we could get pizza, and... we could watch House?
[cut to Peter in the bedroom, on the phone]
Peter: All right, I am totally flaccid, but thank you anyway, ma'am. I appreciate your time. [hangs up]
Brief moments of genius, but on the whole the show can for a long, long time without being remotely funny, I mean South Park has towlie episodes and family guy has 15 minutes of irrelevance each episode.