Bangladesh are 188-6 off 47 overs
Why hasn't Ashley Giles been knighted yet?
Because he has a test bowling average of 35 and was rubbish for most of his career before the last 18 months.
Melbourne Red said:
If Elton John's got a knighthood then Gilo should definitely get one.
Does Gilo take it up the arse?
Melbourne Red said:
certainly not. Is that a pre-requisite?
Elton John... doesn't Cliff Richard favour stallions to mares?
Melbourne Red said:
Quite. Why are faggots preferred to Gilo?
Because Chales likes it up the batty and so does the Queen.
Melbourne Red said:
They should let Gilo decide who gets knighthoods. In fact, they should make him king.
He'd have better luck by making himself queen
Melbourne Red said:
The Queen of Spin
Does that mean he's shagging Warney?
Melbourne Red said:
They do say Warney's arse is up for rent
Bangladesh should be banned from playing cricket.
Maybe that's Mrs.Warne (who has some serious MILF pedigree incidentally), because Warney's evidently shagged half the female population of England.
Spoony said:
feck off, you lot have been shit longer than we have.
Although you're not anymore admittedly
Melbourne Red said:
We didn't look like total spastics.
My local pub side could beat the Bangladeshis. . . and they're a football side!
Presumably they could beat Australia and India also.
I'll bet our national football team'd stuff your pub team.
I'll bet our national football team'd stuff your pub team.
Yes. . . because most countries take bribes.
You're national football side couldn't beat your national cricket side. No chance they would be my pub team.
You're national football side couldn't beat your national cricket side. No chance they would be my pub team.
They'd curry-fart you lot off the bloody pitch.
You make shit curries aswell. We would laugh at the smell. and proceed to tonk Bangladesh.
23 replies and two posts on the actual state of the match.England 45-0
99-1
Tresco's tickled one to the keeper
Tresco's tickled one to the keeper
Flintoff's batting at 3
Not any more 137-2
Pieterson's about to cut loose (it's his birthday tomorrow)
Strauss clean bowled on 98 off 104 balls