Who we know who they are yet. Apparently it is common knowledge on t'internet.
Do we know who the knob-jockey's are?.
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One is deffo Jenas.
Heard loads of rumours, nobody seems to really know.
I've heard Ashley Cole, Jenas, Pennant, Sol, Defoe
Any of those maybe....
I reckon Spurs breed bummers.
I've heard Ashley Cole, Jenas, Pennant, Sol, Defoe
Any of those maybe....
I reckon Spurs breed bummers.
Dyer has been mentioned too
The two I've heard haven't been mentioned here yet..
Ashly cole deffo
J Cole + A Smith
Nate said:
Nate said:
Nonce
Who could the midfielder known for drink driving be? Pennant?
JenasSlabber said:
Nate said:
Of course it's not Jenas. He still lives with his mum.
just fuchin name names lads, enough of the fuchin riddles.
Why...Are you after your brown wings or somethingMurt said:
Have heard that one is definitely Jenas.
Slabber said:
Does he Bum his Mum?
spot the gay(s)
DA2 said:
It's Smith and Cole
Ashley Cole and Jermaine Jenas. Apparently.
no_angel said:
It's Joe Cole and Alan Smith
Slabber said:
You seem very sure of this.....
Wobbly said:
I heard it from a very reliable source.
You just made it up.
Dubai_Devil said:
I didn't. I heard it from another Caf member.
Speculation, was it?
Slabber, don't fool yourself, it's Jenas and Cole, I tell thee!
Slabber, don't fool yourself, it's Jenas and Cole, I tell thee!
no_angel said:
It clearly isn't.
Joe Cole,Frank Lampard and Will Young
It can't be Ashley Cole. He's engaged isn't he?
I saw a picture of Ljungberg holding another blokes hand. Mind you he's Swedish or something. My mates Swedish and she held my hand once. I think that kind of thing is ok there.
Reyes seems a bit gay.
What about Bowyer?
I saw a picture of Ljungberg holding another blokes hand. Mind you he's Swedish or something. My mates Swedish and she held my hand once. I think that kind of thing is ok there.
Reyes seems a bit gay.
What about Bowyer?
Ashley Cole is indeed engaged...but one of these bisexual footballer's is in a relationship-him.original muppet said:
That guy holding Ljungberg's hand was his brother.
You could say that Elton john was married once...it means nothing...If Ashley Cole does work in the Fudge packing factory as an uphill gardener..then i think he should give Cheryl to meoriginal muppet said:
Oh yeah...Michael Barrymore was married too and now he drives along the Marmite Motorway to drop anchor in poo bay
One of them definitely is Ashley Cole. The Sun have a photo of him holding a mobile phone with a caption asking whether it's on vibrate or something.
So are you still going to insist that the two players are Joe Cole and Alan Smith?!
The other one is almost definitely Jenas. You're just being in-denial.
The other one is almost definitely Jenas. You're just being in-denial.
no_angel said:So are you still going to insist that the two players are Joe Cole and Alan Smith?!
The other one is almost definitely Jenas. You're just being in-denial.
What evidence is there that it's Jenas?
I've heard the musician is Craig David.
Craig David has always had a reputation to be a bit of a ladies man!
Jenas looks a bit gay at times - is that not enough evidence?!
Erm, well, News of the World said one of the players had several England caps - which he has. They also said that he is a goal-scoring midfielder - er, well, he has scored a few. And word was that one of those players was a Tottenham player and the other was an Arsenal player - with Jenas being the Tottenham player! Can't think of anything else at the moment!
Jenas looks a bit gay at times - is that not enough evidence?!
Erm, well, News of the World said one of the players had several England caps - which he has. They also said that he is a goal-scoring midfielder - er, well, he has scored a few. And word was that one of those players was a Tottenham player and the other was an Arsenal player - with Jenas being the Tottenham player! Can't think of anything else at the moment!
a_devil_inside said:
original muppet said:
defo ashley cole, jenas i reckon the second fella- apparently the musician is a dj- not that well reknowned
THE Premiership idols at the centre of a gay sex scandal are part of a GANG of players who regularly take part in debauched romps, we can reveal today.
Last week the News of the World told how two stars—an England international and a multi-million-pound midfielder — used a vibrating mobile in an obscene sex game.
Now a nightclub insider who knows the players involved has come forward to reveal a SECOND orgy involving Player A from the first romp—and TWO more top-flight players.
"I went back to a player's house with two other stars after we'd been drinking one night," said our source. "The player whose house it was went to his bedroom and came back with five grand in cash, threw it on the table and said: ‘Who will suck my ****?'"
The star—who performed oral sex on Player B mentioned last week—was glad to oblige.
"He did it for just under a minute and everyone was cheering," said our source.
"All three players there that night are household names. Two have girlfriends."
Our source also revealed a THIRD perverted session in which a player openly pleasured himself in front of another star in a hotel room—again after a booze-up. "He had to stop suddenly when room service arrived," said our source.
The source—a pal of a well-known DJ who we can confirm as the "third man" kissing and caressing the players in the orgy last week— insisted none of the stars were really gay.
"They see this as just messing around," he said.
"They are rich and untouchable and this sort of weird behaviour is just another way of getting their kicks." He described other sick games the gang plays—which include simulating oral sex without actually touching one another.
"Of course people outside of their world are going to think what the hell is going on?" said our source.
"But this happens all the time in football.
"I've been at parties where it happens. There is also a game where one person has to put their **** in another's mouth but without touching them.
"But they're not gay. It's normal for some of them to do this."
Our exclusive last week— broken by top showbiz columnist Rav Singh—sent shock waves through soccer.
He described pictures showing an England star giving oral sex to a Premiership player, who was then seen shoving a mobile phone down his boxer shorts and performing an obscene sex act with it as his friend called his number to make the phone vibrate.
Our source said all the players were in a panic, ringing round trying to hush things up. "I'm in a war zone," he said.
Player A is so furious at being caught he has blustered to one of Rav's soccer contacts that he should be KIDNAPPED to stop him revealing more.
In a taped conversation, the contact tells Rav how Player A warned him: "Tell your mate if he don't watch it, he's going to get himself kidnapped."
Last week the News of the World told how two stars—an England international and a multi-million-pound midfielder — used a vibrating mobile in an obscene sex game.
Now a nightclub insider who knows the players involved has come forward to reveal a SECOND orgy involving Player A from the first romp—and TWO more top-flight players.
"I went back to a player's house with two other stars after we'd been drinking one night," said our source. "The player whose house it was went to his bedroom and came back with five grand in cash, threw it on the table and said: ‘Who will suck my ****?'"
The star—who performed oral sex on Player B mentioned last week—was glad to oblige.
Cheering
"He did it for just under a minute and everyone was cheering," said our source.
"All three players there that night are household names. Two have girlfriends."
Our source also revealed a THIRD perverted session in which a player openly pleasured himself in front of another star in a hotel room—again after a booze-up. "He had to stop suddenly when room service arrived," said our source.
The source—a pal of a well-known DJ who we can confirm as the "third man" kissing and caressing the players in the orgy last week— insisted none of the stars were really gay.
"They see this as just messing around," he said.
"They are rich and untouchable and this sort of weird behaviour is just another way of getting their kicks." He described other sick games the gang plays—which include simulating oral sex without actually touching one another.
"Of course people outside of their world are going to think what the hell is going on?" said our source.
"But this happens all the time in football.
"I've been at parties where it happens. There is also a game where one person has to put their **** in another's mouth but without touching them.
"But they're not gay. It's normal for some of them to do this."
Our exclusive last week— broken by top showbiz columnist Rav Singh—sent shock waves through soccer.
He described pictures showing an England star giving oral sex to a Premiership player, who was then seen shoving a mobile phone down his boxer shorts and performing an obscene sex act with it as his friend called his number to make the phone vibrate.
Our source said all the players were in a panic, ringing round trying to hush things up. "I'm in a war zone," he said.
Warned
Player A is so furious at being caught he has blustered to one of Rav's soccer contacts that he should be KIDNAPPED to stop him revealing more.
In a taped conversation, the contact tells Rav how Player A warned him: "Tell your mate if he don't watch it, he's going to get himself kidnapped."