Anyone?
Desperate scousewives
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Is this about Alex Gerrard or that new horrific abomination of a show.
I'll give it a watch on e4+1, I'll probably knock one out during it in case it isn't that good.
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and just wrongTaped it. I live in Merseyside so I know what scouse birds are like. Thought it might be good for a wank if nothing else.
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What Lance said.
please let me die now , why am I watching this
It seems that it's almost mandatory to end every sentence with an upward inflection in Liverpool.
Some of you will watch anything won't you.
feck you, Mickey.
feck you, Mickey.
Oh fecking hell! My eyes want to stab themselves with knitting needles rather than watch this, my ears want to listen to controlled demolitions from 5 feet away rather than listen to this and my whole being wants to move house immediately.
Stupid scouse bints!
Stupid scouse bints!
60 mins of my life I will never get back.
The women are all false has feck and the men are not much better.
Never again will I let my wife pick what to watch
The women are all false has feck and the men are not much better.
Never again will I let my wife pick what to watch
I'm in Merseyside too. Had the sense not to watch this but this facebook comment from a scouse friend of mine made me laugh (above the Desperate Scousewives link):
I hope the only reason you're all watching it is because your wives made you (or that'll be your excuses anyway
)I dont even know what it's meant to be. If only scouse birds weren't like this.
But they are.
But they are.
Is it fiction or non-fiction?
Fiction but portrayed as real. Only the acting is more wooden than Woody Woodpecker's wet dreams.
Yet another hatchet-job on the working class of - surprise, surprise - a traditionally non-Tory-voting part of Britain...
Some of you lot are so paranoid. Out of interest which party is the MP for Harwich and North Essex affiliated to? The answer may blow your mind.
Nonsense! Hang on, a blue van with a machine gun fitted on its roof has just pulled up outside my working class hovel...and Mrs Thatcher is driving it! Arghhh!
The fact half of them aren't scouse is whats confusing.
One of them looks
fecking hell Mickey
Personally I absolutely hate this type of programme, but I can see how the likes of TOWIE and Made in Chelsea can appeal to some people. But this is just utter trash, with some of the worst acting ever seen on telly. Utter shite.
One of them looks
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We live over the water in Tranmere and laughed our arses off at the trailer. Made even more funny by seeing women in the city just like this, every time we go over. The whole curlers in the hair thing is just bizarre!
Thankfully not even my wife wants to watch it.
At work and this is on the tele in the staffroom.
WHAT THE feck IS THIS SHIT?
I refuse to believe people are watching this.
WHAT THE feck IS THIS SHIT?
I refuse to believe people are watching this.
I'm glad people are of the same mind. It'd be funny if it wasn't so disturbing that these programs are becoming more and more popular. People (more specifically, insecure teenagers, students and other such Ihni binni dimi diniwiny anitaime) emulate and idolise the people on these shows. I don't know whether it's because they're meant to be ordinary people or because they're now on TV or what, but these people are now role models for many people. The people on The Only Way Is Essex, say. Role models.....
It's fecked up in that many who watch these shows start acting like the gimps on there do. Personally, I think the straw that will break the camel's back in our society will be when there is a Desperate Scousewives/Only Way is Essex type program for every city in the country. It's almost guaranteed to happen and all. We are a stupid and insecure enough population for that to become a reality.
It's fecked up in that many who watch these shows start acting like the gimps on there do. Personally, I think the straw that will break the camel's back in our society will be when there is a Desperate Scousewives/Only Way is Essex type program for every city in the country. It's almost guaranteed to happen and all. We are a stupid and insecure enough population for that to become a reality.
People don't just watch it...they actually take it seriously!
"Shit, I missed last week's episode!"
"OMG, sha' ap. You totally didn't..."
"I know, totally did. What happened?"
"Mark split up with person X."
"Sha' ap!! Shut. The feck. Up. No he didn't."
"Totally did..."
"OMG..."
"I know. Wow."
Living amongst that sort of discussion every day....I honestly believe that it's some sort of test.
I like Geordie Shore, though.
The X Factor is one thing. But this? THIS?!?!?! Some of you need to take a long hard look in the mirror.
I'm sorry if this offends any of you but this sort of rubbish is atrocious. I can't abide chavs at the best of times but scouse chavs? Disgusting.
Yours , appalled from North Yorkshire
Yours , appalled from North Yorkshire