Des Lynam: The only man who can steer Manchester United back to former glories is Gary Neville
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One of the stupidest ideas ever printed, even in Telegraph. Gary won't be even as good as Ole was and we all saw that Ole was not good enough for United's job
Thankfully, Gary himself is not stupid enough to go anywhere near this
Thankfully, Gary himself is not stupid enough to go anywhere near this
He's never been the same since the IT crowd fiasco. Clearly off his rocker
Des Lynam is about a decade past his 'best before' date
Funny. Always great to get a good laugh on a Friday.
Velma: "Don't you recognize him Sir Jim?", as she removes the leathery looking Des Lynam face mask.
Sir Jim: "My, that's Dan Ashworth"
Fred: "He was the one who suggested Gary Neville as the future England manager"
Sir Jim: "My, that's Dan Ashworth"
Fred: "He was the one who suggested Gary Neville as the future England manager"
They should get him on the Overlap.
Aslong as Des isn't a crazy conservative grifter, I'm fine.
Would Gary come out at half time and make a PSA that all United need is Huel? 5% off if you use the code GNEV at checkout.
Genuinely thought he was dead.
That's a ban worthy post on a forum yet good enough piece to be on the telegraph ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
First of all it's a stupid idea - second of all, even if it wasn't - Gary has said that he will NEVER go back to management.
Not even Gary Neville thinks he can steer United back.
Des was old when I was a kid. And I am old now.
Ha, yes, me too, he should be the next MOTD presenter!
The world is full of crazy old bastards
Did you know , he was only 25 yrs old when he left MOTD.
This is worse than the time someone suggested Jamie Redknapp should take over from Fergie.
Wat ?
Next:
Fred Elliott - Les Battersby the only person who can return Coronation Street to former glories
Fred Elliott - Les Battersby the only person who can return Coronation Street to former glories
Hi there. Des here!
Sultry look. Knowing wink to camera 2
Sultry look. Knowing wink to camera 2
The article boils down to Gary Neville really cares about United and would be desperate to succeed….so he would succeed.
If only the world worked that way.
If only the world worked that way.
Yes Des, we know. Now time for jelly and ice cream, your favourite.
He should have stuck to rewriting songs for UKIP.
But can he do it on a warm sunny day in Valencia?
That is one way to get some clicks.
Oh Lush, I love Des Lynam
Didn't realise he was still alive.
He did his job, the article now has a lot of attention on it. Not even he believes what he has written.
Christ is Oul Des still alive!?
Carragher is going to take the piss out of him with this and I can't wait for it.
Is it even OK to deride 82-year old legend, Des Lynam? 
I forgot this man even existed
U come from mars?!
One of the worst pieces of printed journalism of all time.
Funnily enough I had a hard time tracking down that thread and that was one of the searches I tried to use.
I'm just glad to see he's still alive.