Deadline Day Deals?

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So for a bit of fun where will the following be come the close of play tomorrow?

- Sterling
- Chilwell
- Chalobah
- Toney
- Osimhen
- Sancho
- Guehi

Then a few free deals (can happen post window)

- Rabiot
- Matip
- Hummels
- Martial
- Depay

As a bonus. What will be the biggest shock?
 
Expecting Chelsea to sign a few more, because why not. Hopefully one of them will be Sancho
 
Martial to Everton, where he capitalises on his good record at Goodison Park before Everton move out and he has no viable means of scoring goals ever again.

Sterling to us, because the only way for INEOS to prove themselves geniuses is to do something we all know is stupid and somehow make it work.

Hummels to Barcelona, as they want a CB and will eventually realise that they can't afford to outbid Bayern for Tah. Or pay him. Or register him.

Toney to stay at Brentford after rejecting Saudi bids but then finding that they were the only ones willing to meet his demands.

Osimhen to Chelsea on a very sketchy loan deal that has everyone confused. Eventually people stop caring because they ruin him as a striker, but sort him out with a permanent contract as a concierge at a sister company anyway.

Rabiot to do a De Gea and take a sabbatical before signing for Como or likewise in 2025. Also, he will be bald.

Depay to sign a contract with Ronald Koeman that will see him go to whatever club he manages next.
 
DomesticTadpole said:
Are Chelsea OK with PSR etc or is it just sign as many we we can and worry about the concesquences later.
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considering they sold youngsters like Hall, Gallagher, Hutchinson and Maatsen for combined more than 120m pounds I pretty much think they are safe. It's crazy how good they are selling academy players or loanees for big fees.

They are also moving Lukaku so they've done pretty well in the outgoing segment.
 
Enigma_87 said:
considering they sold youngsters like Hall, Gallagher, Hutchinson and Maatsen for combined more than 120m pounds I pretty much think they are safe. It's crazy how good they are selling academy players or loanees for big fees.

They are also moving Lukaku so they've done pretty well in the outgoing segment.
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Some may say it's suspicious how well they manage to sell academy players for
 
- Sterling - Chelsea
- Chilwell - Chelsea
- Chalobah - Crystal Palace
- Toney - Chelsea
- Osimhen - Napoli
- Sancho - Juventus
- Guehi - Newcastle
 
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