David Hay

[Davo]

Is a useful boxer, I've watched him a fair few times and he's decent to watch...and has got a cracking punch.

But, now he wants to jump up the weights and fight with that massive Russian cnut...declaring that "He's just big, that's his thing. He can't fight"

He's feckin massive David, he may be a rubbish boxer in the textbook sense, but....and I don't apologise for repeating myself.....he's fecking huge, like a giant. Like Andre the Giant, or the one from Jack and the Beanstalk....or the green one, who likes sweetcorn

I reckon Hay's fecked. What say you current event fans?

 

[Plechazunga]

That Russian cnut's fecking big, with a miles bigger reach, and will batter him

 

[Davo]

In the build up to the fight someone will say "Pound for pound, Hay is the better fighter"

Which means "If they were the same size, Hay would win....easily. But they're not, the Russian's feckin enormous....and will win by pounding the bottom of his fists continually on Hay's head"

 

[Davo]

I might try and blag a fight with Hay, by declaring

"He's just good at boxing, and can hit dead hard....that's his thing"

 

[Plechazunga]

Mind you, Rocky beat that big Russian cnut

 

[Davo]

That's true

And that Russian cnut could fight....look what he did to Apollo

 

[Plechazunga]

Calzaghi fight on Saturday...hope he gets pissed off again

 

[Davo]

Joe's clearly a bit Italian, in the gets arsey sense. But being Welsh, he knocks feck out of people....as opposed to shouting and waving his hands around, and changing sides in wars.

 

[Plechazunga]

I've got Russian ancestry, probably, and am quite tall...what are the chances of Hay having a crack at me in front of a huge baying crowd?

 

[sincher]

Looks like a bit of a pussy to me.

 

[Davo]

I once wrote a letter to Nazeem Hamed asking for a shot at his title. He didn't reply...

The feckin girl

 

[Plechazunga]

I gay-bashed Chris Eubank

 

[Guvnorgaz]

That Russian is dead slow though and doesnt knock over many people. All the Heavyweight Champs are Russian at the moment