David Caruso

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Makes me want to punch the screen whenever I see him.

That whole CSI Miami is fecking annoying too. Weird lighting, unfocused bits, stupid southern bint, dumbo rest of cast.
 
I was flipping around and decided on Seinfeld over it. He would be great to punch in the face and smash those glasses he always has on though
 
Couldn't stop laughing at the spoof they did on Supernatural a couple of weeks ago;

 
Couldn't stop laughing at the spoof they did on Supernatural a couple of weeks ago;



:lol: That was a funny one.

As much as I hate everything about Caruso and his fecking sunglasses, the blonde is equally annoying and equally without talent. In my opinion, it has to be the worst job any casting agent has ever done in the history of acting, television, movies... you name it, this is the worst shit out there.
 
CSI (all of em) wind me up, cant fecking stand it.

the thing that ruins the whole fecking show for me is when they find some dead guy and under his fingernail is a fragment of some crap, immediately one of the CSI team looks at it with a magnifying glass and instantly says "that is a bit of larva from the Bolivian monkey beetle", the feckers never say "well feck me, i´m stumped" or "hang on a mo, i´m gonna have to google this"
shite show full of smug feckers!!
 
For some reason I normally watch CSI Miami, despite hating the acting in it (obviously Caruso most of all). I think it's mostly because I like the original CSI, and so I allow it's spin-off's more time than I would on their own merits.

I seem to be doing the same thing with NCIS Los Angeles now. Pretty poor show, but the fact it has the letters NCIS in it has me tuning in most weeks. I don't think that'll last too much longer though.
 
That New York one is shite too. The greek bird is minging and Lt. Dan is boring as hell.

I only know this because I like Vegas and so was forced to watch the others because of that 3 part story last week...which incidentally was fecking shite. Although there was some bird with massive knockers in the Miami that I wasn't aware of.

Man, I'd love to see Sinise and yell "LT. DAN!!" at him. I reckon he gets it several times a day and is sick of it.
 
That New York one is shite too. The greek bird is minging and Lt. Dan is boring as hell.

I only know this because I like Vegas and so was forced to watch the others because of that 3 part story last week...which incidentally was fecking shite. Although there was some bird with massive knockers in the Miami that I wasn't aware of.

This one?
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the only reason I even watch Miami :drool: