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Hi, I'm Barry Scott
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We got any fans on here of Curb? Possibly my favourite TV show of all time. Everything about it is spot on: the writing, the casting, the scenarios, the twists in each episode - it's just superb.
A few of my favourite quotes:
Man: You know what you are? You're a self-loathing Jew.
Larry: Hey, I may loathe myself, but it has nothing to do with the fact that I'm Jewish.
Larry: He insulted me. He implied that I was lying about my stepfather!
Jeff: You don't have a stepfather.
Larry: I know, but I didn't like the implication!
[Larry is a car salesman for the day]
Man: Now, I see this car is a GT, but in the brochure it says you also have a GTS… What’s the difference?
Larry: Well, erm, let's see... The GTS is: ‘Guaranteed Tremendous Safety’.
Man: So, without the ‘S’ it’s just ‘Guaranteed Tremendous’?
Larry: Yes.
"[to president of ABC] Here's a question for "Who Wants to be a Millionaire"- what kind of an idiot is running ABC?"

A few of my favourite quotes:
Man: You know what you are? You're a self-loathing Jew.
Larry: Hey, I may loathe myself, but it has nothing to do with the fact that I'm Jewish.
Larry: He insulted me. He implied that I was lying about my stepfather!
Jeff: You don't have a stepfather.
Larry: I know, but I didn't like the implication!
[Larry is a car salesman for the day]
Man: Now, I see this car is a GT, but in the brochure it says you also have a GTS… What’s the difference?
Larry: Well, erm, let's see... The GTS is: ‘Guaranteed Tremendous Safety’.
Man: So, without the ‘S’ it’s just ‘Guaranteed Tremendous’?
Larry: Yes.
"[to president of ABC] Here's a question for "Who Wants to be a Millionaire"- what kind of an idiot is running ABC?"
