Cricket

We're winning this easy

No one can come up with an answer to my oppening post, due to it being true
 
They're pointing out spelling mistakes. It's a sign of weakness. They know they can't disprove the opening post.

What sort of 'sport' has tea-breaks, and can be played for days on end before eventually ending up as a draw?
 
GiggsysGirl said:
opening.

now feck off.
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You really need to stop correcting my spelling errors.
Aside from making me look foolish, it also reflects badly on you. As in response, I will merely point out to people that you are a cricket fan
 
It's time to unleash the big one.

Cricketeers =
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It will destroy them mentally.
 
Red-Indian said:
Lets all try to stay calm here.

This has the potential to be a clash of civilizations.
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i'm perfectly calm.

cricket was not invented to be appreciated by nonces.

the balance of the universe has not been altered by this thread.
 
How come they can't play in the rain, seems a bit gay

"Tea breaks" too, very dodgy. All they do is stand around conserving energy, yet they still need breaks. From what?

And how does one become too injured to play cricket?

It's all more than a bit poofy really


French Henry said:
It's time to unleash the big one.

Cricketeers =
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It will destroy them mentally.
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:lol:

There's no answer to this
 
noodlehair said:
How come they can't play in the rain, seems a bit gay

some scientists now reckon rain makes grass a bit soggy.

"Tea breaks" too, very dodgy. All they do is stand around conserving energy, yet they still need breaks. From what?

to rehydrate and pee.

And how does one become too injured to play cricket?

usually by wandering into cricket forums and attempting to "sledge"
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next.
 
GiggsysGirl said:
some scientists now reckon rain makes grass a bit soggy.
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Which would make cricket impossible to play, because cricket is for gayers


GiggsysGirl said:
to rehydrate and pee.
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They could just wonder off and do that at any time, no one would even notice, or care

GiggsysGirl said:
usually by wandering into cricket forums and attempting to "sledge"
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Cricket is gay
 
Just wondering.

Try not to get bitten by any snakes in the plane.
 
Dubai_Devil said:
Just wondering.

Try not to get bitten by any snakes in the plane.
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i'll do my best.

ok, noodle's post was rubbish (and didn't make much sense) so i'm off to finish up with the packing.

laters xxx
 
GiggsysGirl said:
i'll do my best.

ok, noodle's post was rubbish (and didn't make much sense) so i'm off to finish up with the packing.

laters xxx
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I was trying to find a picture depicting crickets general crappyness, but best I could find was a picture of some fat bloke or an umbro glove, so I gave up.

If Van wasn't banned for accusing people of murder, he'd be in here backing me up

Have a nice flight anyway GG. Smelly blokes probably on the same flight, with a seat, right next to yours. That's the way these things work
 
noodlehair said:
I was trying to find a picture depicting crickets general crappyness, but best I could find was a picture of some fat bloke or an umbro glove, so I gave up.

If Van wasn't banned for accusing people of murder, he'd be in here backing me up
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Van is gay, though.

He's almost fully out of the closet.

You're gay too, Noodles.
 
Spoony said:
Van is gay, though.

He's almost fully out of the closet.

You're gay too, Noodles.
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Van can't technically be gay, he's a virgin.

I'm not gay either. I've had sex with women, and stuff

You on the other hand, like cricket
 
noodlehair said:
Van can't technically be gay, he's a virgin.

I'm not gay either. I've had sex with women, and stuff

You on the other hand, like cricket
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I don't like cricket. . .I love it.
 
Slabber's good at cricket, as this photo proves.

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heffa said:
Yes another cricket lover do you or any of the other members of the forum play cricket during the summer?
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Retired

Welcome to the Pavilion/main mate - are you an Aussie or a Pom in exile?
 
No i am not a pom in exile i am an Aussie born and breed in Melbourne Australia. Thanks for the welcome aswell.
Sultan were you a batsmen, a bowler or an all-rounder?
 
heffa said:
No i am not a pom in exile i am an Aussie born and breed in Melbourne Australia. Thanks for the welcome aswell.
Sultan were you a batsmen, a bowler or an all-rounder?
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Wicket-keeper - opening batsman.

There are some very knowledgeable people on here - you'll enjoy the banter.
 
In my short time here i have found a few. I am an average bastmen that sometimes that before i moved clubs was considered a bowler but not at my new club. So i would call myself an all-rounder sort of.
made about 170 or so runs for the year and 10 or 15 wickets.
 
heffa said:
In my short time here i have found a few. I am an average bastmen that sometimes that before i moved clubs was considered a bowler but not at my new club. So i would call myself an all-rounder sort of.
made about 170 or so runs for the year and 10 or 15 wickets.
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Speak to you soon - taking the kids to the match.
 
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