Cricket World Cup....in rhyme

The world cup ain't took off as yet
Nor has this thread, but lads...don't fret
It's early days, plenty of time
For cricket fun, and laughs...in rhyme
Good old Monty, he'll take a wicket
And we'll cheer, all joyed by cricket
So have a beer, and get all silly
The bowler's holding, the batsmen's willy
 
another rhyming pearler from Davo :lol:

The world cup is here, let us pray
That we dont feck up in that England way
The hope, The dreams of a nation wait
for another feck up in the super 8
The Barmys are here, the stands are full
But Trescothick is not for he has lost his marbles

The ICC is strict on its doping stance
But the rules dont apply if you are Pakistan
The aussies are cockey and want knocking over
and Inzi is eating far too many somosa
The west Indies are in it, after a win at Sabina
Which i laugh at heartily cos it sounds like Vagina
 
Cricketers are gayers,
who still live with their mother
and when they break for lunch
they like to bum each other



That's it
 
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marcosdeto said:
criquet is gay
every criquet player is gay
every criquet fan is gay
no wonder the criquet thread gay
was started by noodlegay
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:lol:

brilliant!
 
Will there be shocks, no feckin doubt
Yes, Pakistan are cnutin out
Inzy take your lads back home
You're in charge now, set the tone
You can't expect to bank on Bob
The poor old bloke can't do the job
This ain't a slur upon his skill
And understatements that "he's ill"
Much worse oh yes, upsetting....feck it
Mr Woolmer's kicked the bucket

India fans were full of glee
"Pakistan are out, HA HA, HE HE"
Now to a man, they feel the wanker
First Bangladesh, and now Sri Lanka
That's two great sides the cup has lost
Thirty players, and..er....one boss
Is this good for the world cup?
That two big sides have fecked it up
I'm not quite sure, but to be blunt
I wish it were those Aussie cnuts
 
we've never quite seen such shocks as these
i guess its time to pack up your bags Inzi
your batting line up couldn't do the job
and look what ya made happen to poor old Bob

the Indians have gone its over who'd have thought
you lost me a tenner you cnuts i could have bought
some food, im hungry and a poor bloody student
walking past paddys i should have been more prudent

speaking of paddys aint the irish been great?
the blarnies have made it to the super 8
they made hisory, for it twas on st paddys day
the luck of the irish showed the pakistanis the way

so what of our england? what of our lads?
well flintoff's a pisshead ended up in the rags
beaten by kiwis, but feck it we're through
need to show some more spirit or fletcher is screwed

ive enjoyed the coverage ive seen on sky
but one more fecking advert i swear i will cry
the irish first up, hope we're off to a flyer
on a cricket pun ill finish, i must now retire
 
Swing low, sweet pedalo,
Comin' for to carry my Fred;
Swing low, sweet pedalo,
When he should be tucked up in bed.

I looked over the ocean,
And what did I see,
Speeding cross the murky black foam,
A boat of lifeguards, heading out to sea,
Comin' for to carry him home.
 
Only just seen this thread
Can't be arsed now, nearly time for bed

GiggsysGirl said:
Swing low, sweet pedalo,
Comin' for to carry my Fred;
Swing low, sweet pedalo,
When he should be tucked up in bed.

I looked over the ocean,
And what did I see,
Speeding cross the murky black foam,
A boat of lifeguards, heading out to sea,
Comin' for to carry him home.
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I'm as certain we won't bring the cup back fecking home
As I am that there's no such thing as black fecking foam
 
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