Cricket is Gay

Desert Eagle

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" No. I don't like cricket. I think it's a pathetic game. It takes far too long and if the batsman just blocks it... how boring's that?

I think it's an old man's game. I hated it when I was a kid and I don't like it now. I don't dislike any cricketers, it's just a game I find absolutely earth-shatteringly boring! I can understand the last Ashes were brilliant and I'm sure it's a wonderful game if you like it - but it's not my bag. I like a bit of action.

As I see it, when the bowler bowls the ball, he walks back and the rest of the team, who are standing around not doing much, throw the ball around to each other. Then he gets it back and rubs it on his groin.

I've always been a bit worried about a game that lets its players do that in public. Why you'd want to ruin a lovely pair of white trousers by putting a red crease down the middle on your crotch I'll never know.

I played for my school in a tournament once. I was a bowler but I didn't really know the rules. I was bowling all right and if I'd appealed I would have got out the best bloke in the opposite team with my third ball.

I looked at the umpire but because I didn't ask him the question, the bloke carried on batting and he wupped us.

I've hated the game ever since. If you've got umpires there, why do you have to shout for it? You wouldn't have to wait for a referee to blow for a penalty, would you? Everybody appeals for absolutely everything and I didn't know that. I thought it was a load of bull. "

Ian Holloway on Cricket

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I played for the school cricket team once. Not because I'm any good at cricket, but because no one else would, so they forced me to.

On the very first over, the ball bounced up and hit our wicket keeper in the nose. His nose began to bleed horribly, and he was taken away in severe pain to recieve medical attention, while the rest of us had to carry on playing.

Lucky git
 
noodlehair said:
I played for the school cricket team once. Not because I'm any good at cricket, but because no one else would, so they forced me to.

On the very first over, the ball bounced up and hit our wicket keeper in the nose. His nose began to bleed horribly, and he was taken away in severe pain to recieve medical attention, while the rest of us had to carry on playing.

Lucky git
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noodlehair said:
I played for the school cricket team once. Not because I'm any good at cricket, but because no one else would, so they forced me to.

On the very first over, the ball bounced up and hit our wicket keeper in the nose. His nose began to bleed horribly, and he was taken away in severe pain to recieve medical attention, while the rest of us had to carry on playing.

Lucky git
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i'm not really into cricket much myself, I just like to see England do well at any sport so we can stick two fingers up at Russel Crowe.
 
noodlehair said:
I played for the school cricket team once. Not because I'm any good at cricket, but because no one else would, so they forced me to.

On the very first over, the ball bounced up and hit our wicket keeper in the nose. His nose began to bleed horribly, and he was taken away in severe pain to recieve medical attention, while the rest of us had to carry on playing.

Lucky git
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That’s how gay cricket is?

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noodlehair said:
I played for the school cricket team once. Not because I'm any good at cricket, but because no one else would, so they forced me to.

On the very first over, the ball bounced up and hit our wicket keeper in the nose. His nose began to bleed horribly, and he was taken away in severe pain to recieve medical attention, while the rest of us had to carry on playing.

Lucky git
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Cricket is not gay, it's just boring and Football is better.
 
You have two sides, one out in the field and one in. Each man that's in the side that's in goes out, and when he's out he comes in and the next man goes in until he's out. When they are all out, the side that's out comes in and the side that's been in goes out and tries to get those coming in, out. Sometimes you get men still in and not out.

When a man goes out to go in, the men who are out try to get him out, and when he is out he goes in and the next man in goes out and goes in. There are two men called umpires who stay out all the time and they decide when the men who are in are out. When both sides have been in and all the men have been out, and both sides have been out twice after all the men have been in, including those who are not out, that is the end of the game.
 
SiYuan said:
You have two sides, one out in the field and one in. Each man that's in the side that's in goes out, and when he's out he comes in and the next man goes in until he's out. When they are all out, the side that's out comes in and the side that's been in goes out and tries to get those coming in, out. Sometimes you get men still in and not out.

When a man goes out to go in, the men who are out try to get him out, and when he is out he goes in and the next man in goes out and goes in. There are two men called umpires who stay out all the time and they decide when the men who are in are out. When both sides have been in and all the men have been out, and both sides have been out twice after all the men have been in, including those who are not out, that is the end of the game.
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Simple!
 
SiYuan said:
You have two sides, one out in the field and one in. Each man that's in the side that's in goes out, and when he's out he comes in and the next man goes in until he's out. When they are all out, the side that's out comes in and the side that's been in goes out and tries to get those coming in, out. Sometimes you get men still in and not out.

When a man goes out to go in, the men who are out try to get him out, and when he is out he goes in and the next man in goes out and goes in. There are two men called umpires who stay out all the time and they decide when the men who are in are out. When both sides have been in and all the men have been out, and both sides have been out twice after all the men have been in, including those who are not out, that is the end of the game.
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I've just gone all cross eyed..
 
SiYuan said:
You have two sides, one out in the field and one in. Each man that's in the side that's in goes out, and when he's out he comes in and the next man goes in until he's out. When they are all out, the side that's out comes in and the side that's been in goes out and tries to get those coming in, out. Sometimes you get men still in and not out.

When a man goes out to go in, the men who are out try to get him out, and when he is out he goes in and the next man in goes out and goes in. There are two men called umpires who stay out all the time and they decide when the men who are in are out. When both sides have been in and all the men have been out, and both sides have been out twice after all the men have been in, including those who are not out, that is the end of the game.
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Are you outing yourself?
 
ruuds left boot said:
oh it's way, way beyond boring.

Two twats at work started talking about it this morning and I swear if I had had a pitchfork I would've stabbed the cnuts through the head with it 56 times :mad:

Cricket ! get to feck
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i think that would be 56 for 2:lol:
 
Must say I thought that was quite funny.

Cricket is the sporting equivalent of flower arrangement workshops.
 
even the people that go to cricket have to get totally pissed before they start to enjoy it.

or

even the people that go to cricket have to get totally pissed before they understand it.
 
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