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How is there a crank 2 when the last we saw of him he was falling from a plane without a parachute? :confused:
 
It's on an ad break now....quick, make yourself a cup of tea ....I'll fill you in on whats happened
 
Storm said:
How is there a crank 2 when the last we saw of him he was falling from a plane without a parachute? :confused:
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Because....

P.S. You've ruined it for all the legion of people who where watching it because of this thread
 
Oooh, the police have spotted him...How's he gonna get out of this one?....Oh Jason, what are you like

P.S. I don't mind, i've seen it, but you've dissapointed litterally millions of people...shame on you
 
Another add break, I'm gonna go to the toilet in this one.....don't worry I'll be back before it starts again
 
...shit I missed a bit...doesn't matter though, I've seen it....They're all going loco now esse
 
Wow..Didn't see that comming....Only I did cos i've seen it before, but if I hadn't I wouldn't of seen that comming...Wowzer.
 
I'm now watching 'The Ruth Rendell Mysteries'...It's not as good,, but I'm holding out hope that someone will get done up the bum, in public at some point.
 
...He was excellent in that too I thought...almost as good as Jet Li, who is a similarly talented method actor
 
Storm said:
How is there a crank 2 when the last we saw of him he was falling from a plane without a parachute? :confused:
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My guess is that he was so drugged up that he had a lucid trip between the time the last movie ended and the point he hit the ground.

Let me guess....it will delve deep into the reason why the druggers felt so compelled to kill this guy along with a whole load of other red herrings. It will end with him hitting the ground with a splatt and we'll all realise it was all just a trip (Jacob's Ladder Style)*

If your standard sequels are anything to go by I could well be pretty near the mark

*serious respect to Jacobs Ladder by the way. Loved it
 
Kinky Melinky said:
My guess is that he was so drugged up that he had a lucid trip between the time the last movie ended and the point he hit the ground.

Let me guess....it will delve deep into the reason why the druggers felt so compelled to kill this guy along with a whole load of other red herrings. It will end with him hitting the ground with a splatt and we'll all realise it was all just a trip (Jacob's Ladder Style)*

If your standard sequels are anything to go by I could well be pretty near the mark

*serious respect to Jacobs Ladder by the way. Loved it
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In the trailer it shows surgeons putting an artificial heart into him to save his organs but he escapes and has an hour to live, but charges his batteries by licking batteries and dry humping old ladies
 
I'm flabergasted this threads been allowed to die...It's clearly wonderous...Long live this thread I say
 
I hear he's been tipped for an Oscar for Crank II... worth £10 bet IMVHO
 
I love Crank and I want to see Crank 2 more than I want to see Kelly Brook naked in my bed. Actually in hindsight I think that I would rather see Kelly Brook naked in my bed.

I still want to see Crank 2 a lot though. Perhaps I should think about a different comparison.



I really want to see Crank 2 because Crank was more action packed than a group of double amputees playing hungry hippos with their foreheads.
 
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