I keep on finding myself getting involved in arguments with people who turn out to be 14 years old but half the mental age, and living in timbuktoo. This would be avoided if such details had to be disclosed, at least for all newbies entering the cafe. Alternatively, I could just shut up. Which is it?
Don't take DJS seriously. 
anyone below the age of 21 shouldn't even be on the net...they should be out playing in the park
Shah786 said:
Yes why don't you disclose your age on your personal details?
Slabber said:
Why don't you do the same
Richter said:Why don't you do the same
sorry I thought I had. i have now. aren't i the big cnut?
you're not old enough to be here
Slabber said:
Hehe nah your a small cnut only. Where is bulk btw?
Slabber said:
Shhhhhhh
I'm old enough to vote,drive, drink alcohol visit shit pubs and nightclubs I should be old enough to be here.Richter said:
he got a job fixing vending machines
Btw I'm born 80 I'm old enough.
Slabber said:
Ok. Btw does Plech have a pony-tail?
This is over 25s because of the widespread use of the word cnut
Richter said:
do you want me to say yes?
Slabber said:
Say yes if he have one, no if he doesn't have one.
Slabber said:
Yes I'm born 80 I'm over 25.
Richter said:
no but he does have a big nose
Slabber said:
Haha ok. Who lied about him having a ponytail hmm it was Charlie I think.
So he's had a haircut then?
Slabber said:
agree its nice to know what you're dealing with and do shut up
Its not such a bad idea, the forum is getting overrun by children. We need to either give them their own playground forum, or have an adults only forum.
feck off old bastards...
Neil Thomson said:Its not such a bad idea, the forum is getting overrun by children. We need to either give them their own playground forum, or have an adults only forum.
There was a playground forum. Last summer I think it was.
I thought Plech was the "Token Yid", or can there be 2?
Jack said:
I'm the token Spurs fan, he's the token Jew
There's Flash, too.Slabber said:
What is the point? If we only allow over 18's or 21's or whatever then people will simply lie about their age.
Wibble said:
ask em to prove it using their credit card details
then just take out 100 quid a month to cover yer site costs
simple
I'm sure that there is a flaw in your cunning plan
Wibble said:I'm sure that there is a flaw in your cunning plan
No flaw at all
Create a fake company for billing purposes
Fake a https:// page (i.e. make them think its secure but its not)
As they input the details then use a simple algorithmic routine to trap their details into your database
Then you can sign them up for porn, or better still, use their details to do your online shopping
You could even use them to create AVS (adult verification services) passes and then sell those passes to desperate minors who want to view HQ porn on the web (these passes are going for 50 quid a pop in *ahem* some places)
It'll work a few times before they catch on, but you'll be long gone by then
Would I have to give Niall a cut?
Feck him I say
Let him scrounge for member fees to keep Redcafe running while you lap it up in Barbados
It should be me you should be rewarding, one of those AVS passes wouldnt go amiss
Let him scrounge for member fees to keep Redcafe running while you lap it up in Barbados
It should be me you should be rewarding, one of those AVS passes wouldnt go amiss