Christmas themed football puns.

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The privilege of starting the thread is that i can begin with an easy one. :)

Pepe Reina-deer
 
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Christmas XI

Roque Santa Claus
Evander Snowman
Elves Hammond
Carol Poborsky
Kiki 'Chris' Musampa
Once in Royal David Speedie
Hark the Herald Juan Pablo Angels sing

Good King Wengerceslas
I saw Neil Shipperley Come Flailing In
Ding Dong Fangzhou Merrily On Heighway
We Three Ledley Kings on Loan from Orient Are
Lassana is ex-Chelskis
Ince in Royle Davids Titi
Harkness, the herald Angel Song, glory Etuhu the Newbon Ledley King
Little Tony Adams

Gordon McQueen's Speech
 
Those are too good to be original, surely?

The Kris Musampa one is genius.

Are they really all your own work?

I never know with the caf so i'll assume sarcasm. Big feck you on your face.

Though it is Pogue so in case you were being serious,

Two stolen (i'm claiming the Eggnog), the Kris Musampa one still makes me chuckle though.
 
I never know with the caf so i'll assume sarcasm, and a large dose of it. So big feck you on your face.

Though it is Pogue so in case you were being serious,

Two stolen (i'm claiming the Eggnog), the Kris Musampa one still makes me chuckle though.

Nah, I'm pretty sure someone did it last year.
 
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