Lots of talk that we're in for him after a flurry of bets and talk on Twitter. Definitely a come down from the likes of Muller and Neymar 
What do we reckon?
What do we reckon?
Charlie Austin...?
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Well if he can score 18 goals for QPR he can't be that bad right?
I wouldn't mind him as a back up to Rooney, but he's not going to revolutionise our attack in any way.
I wouldn't mind him as a back up to Rooney, but he's not going to revolutionise our attack in any way.
Think I've lost the will to exist.
Been reading this for the last half hour or so on twitter, medical tonight apparently
Jesus.
How the feck did he score 18 goals???
Who?
No thanks.
Pub player/builder that just smacks the ball as hard as he can when in front of goal.
No technique, no pace, no creativity. Just a British hype job.
Pub player/builder that just smacks the ball as hard as he can when in front of goal.
No technique, no pace, no creativity. Just a British hype job.
I like him. Easily good enough as second choice striker.
Charlie Austin eh.... Rock bottom.
Fake account.Lots of talk that we're in for him after a flurry of bets and talk on Twitter. Definitely a come down from the likes of Muller and Neymar
What do we reckon?
He's an okay championship player but he also has very dodgy knees
wow
From Bale and Pedro to Austin and Mane.
Can't be true
I hope woody gives an interview and explains all this shit. He needs to be answerable to the fans. If this happens, It will be an embarrassing signing from prdro/neymar/bale to austin. Austin might be a good player, but not united quality, this is desperation of the highest intensity.
Urgh this twitter account is responsible for it.
https://twitter.com/RobertQPRST
Just read some of his previous tweets. Seriously close thread and people need to do some search before losing their shit.
https://twitter.com/RobertQPRST
Just read some of his previous tweets. Seriously close thread and people need to do some search before losing their shit.
I'd rather we'd get Stone Cold Steve Austin maybe he could stunner LVG.
".....Gentlemen, we can rebuild him....."
That would be an instant improvement on our current striker who needs to take a million touches before he shoots.
Odd choice. I thought you'd be in for someone pacy.
You should offer £25 mil for Callum Wilson.
You should offer £25 mil for Callum Wilson.
He's a poacher. What chances for him to get on the end of are we going to create?
What?
Austin vs Ings the next weekend.
Quoting KM here so people get a grip.
Yeah that's a fake account but is that the source of all of it and people betting etc?
I know it's scraping the barrel but on the face of it he's a better option than none at all.
only after sharing a beerWhere do we start?
Got some bad news for you, we've got an international break.Austin vs Ings the next weekend.
Hell yeah!
A striker you say? Sign him up!!
Austin bloody Powers would be a better bet.
Christ, we're really scraping the bottom of the barrel.
For 1 million pounds, Mwahh ha ha ha
Anthony Martial and Charlie Austin!! Yayyy...We are gonna win the (champions) league!!
Saw some youtube vids. I'd rather keep a Chicharito whose legs have fallen off.
Rooney will score knowing that bloody scouser.
Diamonds are always found at the bottom...or something
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