Celtic fans in the newbie forum

Plechazunga

Grammar partisan who sleeps with a real life Ryan
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Can we let them in please? They seem like good lads, and presumably most will only be around for a bit of banter over the two games

You can always demote them if they turn out to be bellends

Sort it noodle, or I'll tell everyone what you told me by PM, about your face
 
One of them suggested yesterday that Henrik Larsson was one of the greatest players to play in the last 20years.
 
I can't be arsed to work out their names

You do that noods, and distinguish them from the Rangers fans, who should all be banished like the baddies in Superman, in a sort of 2-dimensional transparent cage whirling through space.

Failing that, stick them in the Transfer Forum
 
The best bit in superman, is when he destroys one of the baddies with a magical plastic S that emerges from his stomach

This may not have actually happened
 
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What do you reckon Geebs?

I could probably have a look through a bit later and promote the genuine ones, if that's what we're going to do
 
noodlehair said:
What do you reckon Geebs?

I could probably have a look through a bit later and promote the genuine ones, if that's what we're going to do
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Some seem a bit twatty, but some ok.


*pulls up drawbridge*

Anyone with an extravagantly irish name (Finbar, Declan) is a cunningly disguised hun. I like to imagine them sitting at their computer in a leprechaun outfit - to better get into character - and then immediately calling someone a taig, getting banned and then having to re-register.


"Dammit. I'm banned again. I guess my username can't have been convincingly Irish enough. This time I'm going in as Seamus Dingle O'Flaherty. To be sure."
 
Anna_Liviia said:
Anyone with an extravagantly irish name (Finbar, Declan) is a cunningly disguised hun. I like to imagine them sitting at their computer in a leprechaun outfit - to better get into character - and then immediately calling someone a taig, getting banned and then having to re-register.


"Dammit. I'm banned again. I guess my username can't have been convincingly Irish enough. This time I'm going in as Seamus Dingle O'Flaherty. To be sure."
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:lol:
 
Thats quite a tall order. In order to promote that many at once we would have to demote someone. An eye for an eye like. Its all about karma.

It would have to be someone with power, like a mod. Preferably A mod whose head closely resembles spaghetti or some stringy food type.

Anyone got any ideas..?
 
Anna_Liviia said:
Anyone with an extravagantly irish name (Finbar, Declan) is a cunningly disguised hun. I like to imagine them sitting at their computer in a leprechaun outfit - to better get into character - and then immediately calling someone a taig, getting banned and then having to re-register.


"Dammit. I'm banned again. I guess my username can't have been convincingly Irish enough. This time I'm going in as Seamus Dingle O'Flaherty. To be sure."
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:lol:
 
noodlehair said:
What do you reckon Geebs?

I could probably have a look through a bit later and promote the genuine ones, if that's what we're going to do
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go for it, you havent met your monthly targets last month so you need to pull your socks up before i put you on a performance improvement plan

you only promoted 2% of the overall registrations last month which means you are not entitled to your bonus too
 
Anna_Liviia said:
Some seem a bit twatty, but some ok.


*pulls up drawbridge*

Anyone with an extravagantly irish name (Finbar, Declan) is a cunningly disguised hun. I like to imagine them sitting at their computer in a leprechaun outfit - to better get into character - and then immediately calling someone a taig, getting banned and then having to re-register.


"Dammit. I'm banned again. I guess my username can't have been convincingly Irish enough. This time I'm going in as Seamus Dingle O'Flaherty. To be sure."
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:lol:

O
tell me about
Anna Livia! I want to hear all
about Anna Livia. Well, you know
Anna Livia? Yes, of course, we all know
Anna Livia. Tell me all. Tell...to be sure
T'at'd be grand...moine's a Guinness...
 
golden_blunder said:
go for it, you havent met your monthly targets last month so you need to pull your socks up before i put you on a performance improvement plan

you only promoted 2% of the overall registrations last month which means you are not entitled to your bonus too
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There will be a modologue made out of that.


Probably
 
I've promoted;

patthetim
Bhoysown
Bhoy Wonder
Chorlton Bhoy
monthehoops
Gordybhoy1967
McGeady10


Anyone I've missed?
 
golden_blunder said:
go for it, you havent met your monthly targets last month so you need to pull your socks up before i put you on a performance improvement plan

you only promoted 2% of the overall registrations last month which means you are not entitled to your bonus too
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You get promotion bonuses?

Ah, now the spasticity of some of the recent promotees makes sense...
 
Van's hacked into Plech's account

Soon he'll be telling us of how he pays to let people wash his hair
 
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