Can someone help me to get online on FM?

[Wumminator]

I can do it on my local connection, with laptops aroudn the house, but I've never been able to host a network game, or join one.

Can someone give me a list of tips for what to do? I'm a computer idiot so I've got no idea how to properly do it.

 

[esmufc07]

You wear glasses so you must be good with computers.

 

[Wumminator]

I don't wear glasses you son of a bitch! Only nerds wear glasses!

 

[esmufc07]

For the purposes of this argument you wear glasses.

 

[Wumminator]

Ok, I'm a person who wears glasses, and is shit on computers. That's it. i've got nothing left. please help me with FM.