Can I delete my account?

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What a bizarre request. You know for a few grand I know a bloke in Bermondsey who can 'delete' 'your account' for good. You don't even need to know when it will happen if you like.
 
either he's suicidal or he's in processing to join or has already joined MI5/MI6

Not funny, I've actually seen people threatening to commit suicide on the Internet.

someones posting on his account id say

It should be easy for the mods to detect whether it's really him or someone has hacked his account.
 
Not funny, I've actually seen people threatening to commit suicide on the Internet.



It should be easy for the mods to detect whether it's really him or someone has hacked his account.

i wasn't trying to be funny. I was just musing what the possibilities could be. Was actually being quite serious and i hope that isn't the situation.
 
The simple answer is no.

We don't delete accounts because it makes ip checks for returnees impossible in the future. The best we can do is ban you permanently if you like. If you are so paranoid about your web activities then either don't engage in them or be more careful if you do. We will change usernames occasionally if there is a really really good reason. And a good reason is "I used my real name as a username and now some nutter is trying to murder my children". Bad reasons include "I no longer want to be called IWantToHaveRonaldosBabies because he has left the club. Caveat Emptor and all that.
 
Nope it's really me. Just want to wipe & sign off permanently. No e-suicide or anything.

Ahh, it is really him, because he said so. Oh and my mate in Bermondsey is on the case. He owed me a freebie so it's your Lucky day (whenever that day may be):nervous:
 
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