[Sassy Colin]

Bollocks

 

[Pscholes18]

Amazing how every match looks like 11 strangers playing with each other for the first time.

 

[paulscholes18]

close Your legs Lindelof

 

[Lecland07]

No English players in the team? Coincidence?

 

[El Jefe]

Surprise surprise Mata gives the ball away through getting outmuscled. It's been proved time and time again he can't play in this league.

How he has a fan club that demands he plays despite the overwhelming evidence he's a liability is beyond belief.

 

[Idxomer]

that the lad we didn't want for 4 million?

Well, they had a plan for him and good coaches to take advantage of that.

 

[Hester_manc]

I blame Maguire

 

[big rons sovereign]

De gea is shit.

 

[mu4c_20le]

What a hit

 

[lawliet354]

Telles' header

 

[Cutch]

Lindelof as usual more worried about wrapping his arms behind his back than closing his legs, even though its not handball when they're down by your side

 

[Nick7]

De Gea was very slow to get down for that. Unsighted or not he was on his heels.

 

[Random Task]

Telles is awful again

Shocker.

 

[Sassy Colin]

We were after Moises before! Bet he bosses us.

 

[Ronaldo's ego]

We aspire to be like Brighton.

 

[Idxomer]

How he has a fan club that demands he plays despite the overwhelming evidence he's a liability is beyond belief.

Mostly because they have a crush on him.

 

[Cooksen]

What grim football

 

[SAFMUTD]

What a goal by Caicedo, we were linked with him and he claimed to be a fan. So it's only natural

 

[GifLord]

1-0 Caicedo

 

[peridigm]

One of the things I look forward the most under ETH is Telles not playing.

 

[MUFC OK]

Can’t believe we missed out on this caicedo lad, he’s going to be unreal.

 

[eire-red]

Telles failing with a pretty basic clearance. Need to bin that clown in the summer.

 

[Deery]

So predictable we were going to get outplayed with that team, why is this Rangnick even getting paid?

 

[Dazzmondo]

That was deserved. Brighton have completely dominated us.

 

[Orange Tree]

We are too passive at the moment.

 

[Drifter]

Well, at least he was a big Man United fan.

 

[Widow]

Anti Dave agenda is off I see.

He wasn't great but I doubt he saw much of it.

 

[lilcurt]

we're so shit.

De Gea at fault again

How on earth is that on De Gea!?

It was everyone's favourite passion merchant who did a half hearted press/block.

 

[AaronRedDevil]

They've never lost when they score first. Super.

 

[King Eric 7]

Our scouts hadn't got round to watching his Youtube highlights, so gave him a miss.

 

[TheRedHearted]

what’s our starting formation?

 

[2 man midfield]

Can see what Bruno was trying, why didn’t ronaldo go for it?

 

[Scarlett Dracarys]

My coworker is Ecadorian and he's going nuts here because Caicedo scored. I'm going to smack him

 

[Josep Dowling]

Surprise surprise Mata gives the ball away through getting outmuscled. It's been proved time and time again he can't play in this league.

How he has a fan club that demands he plays despite the overwhelming evidence he's a liability is beyond belief.

To be honest I blame Telles for not being able to clear the ball with two opportunities.

 

[Ronaldo's ego]

Oh look, Bruno’s playing.

 

[Ollie Derbyshire]

Telles failing with a pretty basic clearance. Need to bin that clown in the summer.

He is truly horrific

 

[Godfather]

Telles is so crap

 

[The Firestarter]

Telles That's the worst header I've seen

 

[FireballXL5]

Think I'll go and make a curry.

 

[TsuWave]

"a boyhood Manchester United fan scores his first premier league goal against Manchester United. Says it is his dream to play against Manchester United, well, it looks like he enjoys scoring against them"

I feel sick