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greetings jedi....seen the new movie has jedi master....it is, in one word....ASTOUNDING!!!!!brilliantly made, wonderful acting all around, magnificient sets, amazing pace of the action, migraine inducing visual and audio effects.....on and on, can jedi master go....screw those damned movie critics, say jedi master....best movie since empire strikes back can jedi master very confidently say it is.....simply bloody brilliant!!! fulfilled am jedi master.... god is george lucas...ahem second only to grand master ferguson is he, hmmmm!!!! another thing about the movie, hmmmm......in it, jedi master totally rocks, dudes and dudettes....wooohooooo!!!!!! candidate for academy award must be jedi master....woooohoooo!!!!! and for those who think this should be in the general forum, take a chill pill, say jedi master....the force is strong in this one....hell, the force rocks!!!!!
 
ok do apologize does jedi master...this should've been in the Manchester United forum....absolutely delirious am jedi master now, hmmmmm..... ;)
 
The most sense talked in the transfer forum so far this summer, Kemo & Itchy should take some jedi training <img src="graemlins/smirk.gif" border="0" alt="[Smirk]" />
 
Yoda, were you one of those losers who had been standing in line since last year to see the movie?
;)
 
jedi master think it's time mr.marcello got a mrs.marcello ;) ...wise it is not to take on jedi master, hmmmm....jedi bury, right you are in that much better is this than some of the absolute tranfer crap being bandied about in here, thanks jedi....jedi master truly whoops ass in this movie....woooohoooooo!!!!
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<img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[Laugh Out Loud]" /> <img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[Laugh Out Loud]" /> <img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[Laugh Out Loud]" /> nightie night mr&mrs marcello....jedi master rocks!!!!!
 
hmmmmm.....split you in half ttr, also can jedi master..... <img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[Laugh Out Loud]" /> <img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[Laugh Out Loud]" />
 
Hmmm, perhaps we have kokwee among us.

<a href="http://www.kokwee.net/starwars" target="_blank">http://www.kokwee.net/starwars</a>
 
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jedi dimwitson.....cool find, dude..... <img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[Laugh Out Loud]" /> <img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[Laugh Out Loud]" /> <img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[Laugh Out Loud]" />
 
ohhh and especially for davo.....jar jar does NOT die in the movie.... in fact plays a quite central character to the beginnning of the clone war....anything for you, sith lard davo... ;) <img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[Laugh Out Loud]" />
 
Originally posted by jedi master yoda:
<strong>greetings jedi....seen the new movie has jedi master....it is, in one word....ASTOUNDING!!!!!brilliantly made, wonderful acting all around, magnificient sets, amazing pace of the action, migraine inducing visual and audio effects.....on and on, can jedi master go....screw those damned movie critics, say jedi master....best movie since empire strikes back can jedi master very confidently say it is.....simply bloody brilliant!!! fulfilled am jedi master.... god is george lucas...ahem second only to grand master ferguson is he, hmmmm!!!! another thing about the movie, hmmmm......in it, jedi master totally rocks, dudes and dudettes....wooohooooo!!!!!! candidate for academy award must be jedi master....woooohoooo!!!!! and for those who think this should be in the general forum, take a chill pill, say jedi master....the force is strong in this one....hell, the force rocks!!!!!</strong><hr></blockquote>

So glad someone else out there is a Star wars freak
:cool:
By the way, where did you get to see the film? Being in aprivileged position, I got to a press screening last week... :cool: :cool: :cool:
 
I haven't read this topic or any of the other star wars reviews knocking around - I'm trying to remain spoiler free before I see it tomorrow - but I checked this one to see if it was actually about Transfers and scrolled down to see that yoda picture and I think that classes as a pretty big spoiler!!! :mad: :mad:

Pack your bags jedi master yoda, you've got about 46 seconds before I jettison your hairy little green ass from this forum into the cold, empty vacuum of space!! ;)
 
Well, we kind have had some "clone wars". The "new Jaap Stam", the "next Blanc", "the nearest thing to a young Roy Keane", etc. have all been bandied about the forums.
The reviews on the movie are kinda mixed. Some loved it, some thought it was barely better than the last. The most balanced ones seem to think that it will be brilliant to fans, but only pretty good to Joe Soap.And that picture of Yoda's pretty cool. (Damn, gave myself away)
 
Originally posted by the reporter:
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So glad someone else out there is a Star wars freak
:cool:
By the way, where did you get to see the film? Being in aprivileged position, I got to a press screening last week... :cool: :cool: :cool: </strong><hr></blockquote>

What, you are actually a reporter? I'd have thought someone in the press wouldn't be sad enough to actually use the name "the reporter."
 
jedi master yoda, are u insane man? <img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[Laugh Out Loud]" />
 
Originally posted by charlie's devils:
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What, you are actually a reporter? I'd have thought someone in the press wouldn't be sad enough to actually use the name "the reporter."</strong><hr></blockquote>

I can't keep secrets to save my life... no point hiding the fact that I do write for a living, usually about sport...
I got a little stuck trying to think of a cool name - it was the first thing that popped into my head. Sorry for being such an honest person ;)
By the way - I'm actually quite a happy person as well as honest, hence this :) I don't think I'm sad at all.
 
Originally posted by Niall:
<strong>I haven't read this topic or any of the other star wars reviews knocking around - I'm trying to remain spoiler free before I see it tomorrow - but I checked this one to see if it was actually about Transfers and scrolled down to see that yoda picture and I think that classes as a pretty big spoiler!!! :mad: :mad:

Pack your bags jedi master yoda, you've got about 46 seconds before I jettison your hairy little green ass from this forum into the cold, empty vacuum of space!! ;) </strong><hr></blockquote>

<img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[Laugh Out Loud]" /> <img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[Laugh Out Loud]" /> <img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[Laugh Out Loud]" /> greetings jedi....jedi niall, my apologies, never meant for this to be a spoiler, 'cept for davo!! fyi, not hairy & most definitely not little is jedi master's ass, hmmmm....can't be arsed 'bout what others think of the movie....jedi master think it's a brilliant epic, most worthy of the Star Wars saga it is....
 
Originally posted by the reporter:
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So glad someone else out there is a Star wars freak
:cool:
By the way, where did you get to see the film? Being in aprivileged position, I got to a press screening last week... :cool: :cool: :cool: </strong><hr></blockquote>

errrr....in a cinema like most other normal, insane beings!! ;)
 
Originally posted by jedi master yoda:
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errrr....in a cinema like most other normal, insane beings!! ;) </strong><hr></blockquote>

Very clever - but I was wondering how you got to see it BEFORE it was due for release...
... and by the way, what did you make of Natalie Portman's bottom in that white outfit during the arena battle :p
 
As Luke Skywalker once said...."what a piece of junk"!!! That is the worst Star Wars movie yet!!! CRAP CRAP CRAP! GL has lost the plot completely. Whatever happened to simplicity??
 
Originally posted by the reporter:
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Very clever - but I was wondering how you got to see it BEFORE it was due for release...
... and by the way, what did you make of Natalie Portman's bottom in that white outfit during the arena battle :p </strong><hr></blockquote>

greetings jedi....jedi master am star of movie....see it whenever i like, will i hmmmm....842 year old being am jedi master,not much into cute bottoms these days....and aside from imbeciles like becks7, how many others here have seen the movie....comments would like jedi master to hear,hmmm....
 
jedi yoda, ur stupid, its getting annoying to see u calling people with jedi jedi shit.
 
The movie was crap, the acting was crap, the effects were excellent and the movie only got going at the end! But for all this it was worth watching just to see Yoda kick ass a la Bruce Lee, the whole cinema laughed its arse off! :D
 
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right, now that I've seen the film I can safely enter this topic......now get the f@ck into the general forum!!!