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Well they are both stories from The Mirror.
<a href="http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/sporttop/page.cfm?objectid=12999078&method=full&siteid=50143&headline=MILAN%20IN%20TOWN%20FOR%20BECKS" target="_blank">Beckham off to Milan for 35m</a>
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<a href="http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/sporttop/page.cfm?objectid=12999084&method=full&siteid=50143&headline=LUC%20WHO%20FERGIE%20WANTS" target="_blank">In for Lucio and Escude</a>
I have some bery confidentably sources in the business of fashion and hair styling in Milan, and my soureces say this:
Milan is going to sign a new player who buys bery expensibe underpants and wastes bery expensibe lots of paint for hair and bery sofisticated hair styles.
You have the clues, I had the clues, my dear helper Dr. Watson had the clues, and, after a rough thinking, my conclussiones were that this players might be Ronaldo, Roberto Carlos, Barthez, Beron or Beckham.
After noticing that most of these players are completely bald, I discarded them, and actually I think that there's a strong chance that Beckham go to Milan next season. My deductions neber miss.
I really have to say at this point it is getting rather sad. The media milked this one so dry that they are becomming desperate to create new rubbish about Beckham doing this, and doing that. The water on this one has boiled off a little, yet the media are still flogging the dead horse.
Silly season again <img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[Laugh Out Loud]" /> <img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[Laugh Out Loud]" /> <img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[Laugh Out Loud]" />