MU: Manchester United Ticket Office, hello...
RC: My name is Calmund...
MU: Who's speaking ?
RC: Äh Callmouth, I am se Manager of Bayer...
MU: Bayer ? Do you want to speak to the Commercial department ?
RC: No äh, I am se Manager of the Worksteam...
MU: That grey-haired idiot ?
RC: No äh, sätt is Toppmöller, I am the man wiss se Koffer, I was on television gestern...
MU: That fat bastard on the two seats ?
C: Äh yes.....I want to order tickets for our match ?
MU: Excuse me, what was the name of your football team ?
RC: Bay... äh - we are nearly Cologne...
MU: Wow Cologne ! I'm afraid I have to tell you, there's only 6.500
tickets available for you.
RC: Äh - we are not wirklich Cologne. We are se tradition-team from se other Rheinseite.
MU: You fat rotten bastard are stealing my time, how many tickets do you want ?
RC: Can we have 650 tickets ?
MU: No problem.
RC: Äh - our superfans sing not so viel. Can we bring our CD with us ?
MU: CD ????
C: Yes, our CD with Getrommele and "ole ole" und "Ei ei ei ei - Karneval bye Bayer..."
MU: **** YOU!!!!!!!!
RC: My name is Calmund...
MU: Who's speaking ?
RC: Äh Callmouth, I am se Manager of Bayer...
MU: Bayer ? Do you want to speak to the Commercial department ?
RC: No äh, I am se Manager of the Worksteam...
MU: That grey-haired idiot ?
RC: No äh, sätt is Toppmöller, I am the man wiss se Koffer, I was on television gestern...
MU: That fat bastard on the two seats ?
C: Äh yes.....I want to order tickets for our match ?
MU: Excuse me, what was the name of your football team ?
RC: Bay... äh - we are nearly Cologne...
MU: Wow Cologne ! I'm afraid I have to tell you, there's only 6.500
tickets available for you.
RC: Äh - we are not wirklich Cologne. We are se tradition-team from se other Rheinseite.
MU: You fat rotten bastard are stealing my time, how many tickets do you want ?
RC: Can we have 650 tickets ?
MU: No problem.
RC: Äh - our superfans sing not so viel. Can we bring our CD with us ?
MU: CD ????
C: Yes, our CD with Getrommele and "ole ole" und "Ei ei ei ei - Karneval bye Bayer..."
MU: **** YOU!!!!!!!!