[Jazz]

When's the old water break? We need one.

 

[ThinkTank@Cafe]

I missed Villa when they were in Championship. Don’t enjoy games vs them anymore. Go back home, Villa.

 

[space]

C'mon United please wake up

 

[Andycoleno9]

Wan-Bissaka has awful positioning for a full back. Often makes up for it with his pace & tackling but he needs to work on that.

I was thinking the same

 

[GifLord]

What a chance for Grealish

 

[LARulz]

This is diabolical

 

[Random Task]

What a right hook from DDG though!

 

[Nou_Camp99]

Not good this so far. We need to watch their left hand side.

 

[Suv666]

Feel like Villa will open the scoring. We look very lethargic

 

[sammsky1]

Sounds pretty tough to me.

Dunno why my autocorrect changes possession into Poseidon!

 

[Bojan11]

We haven’t strung two passes together.

 

[ManUnitedCanuck]

We are looking pretty flat in this match, need to turn it up

 

[Murder on Zidanes Floor]

AWB struggling under the high ball.

 

[Andycoleno9]

Wtf Moss?? With two hands he pushed him

 

[Superunknown]

That's a good chance for them. We haven't really got going yet and just seem a bit too slow.

 

[Le Red]

Villa fouling at will...

 

[Deery]

Martial doing his invisible man act again?

 

[Sassy Colin]

Grealish looks weird with his short socks.

 

[ManUnitedCanuck]

Also, we are not going to get anything from Moss, he doesn't want to give us a call

 

[Teja]

No control at all, just lump the ball up field, their press is clearly throwing us off.

 

[Camy89]

What a lovely image

He's also looks like the type that would go on a lads' holiday to Ibiza and end up arrested because he was caught trying to buy coke and ended up with baking powder.

Exactly. Or goes out with the bravado, goes off with a lass at the end. Saunters back later gloating about his sexual prowess to his mates to rapturous applause.

What really happened was he came in his pants after 45 seconds of dry humping, she laughed, he left and had a drink by himself to burn some time. A solitary tear rolled down his cheek on that first sip.

 

[Irrational.]

Moss isn't gonna give us anything tonight.

 

[Schmeichel's Cartwheel]

Villa well on top here. They need a goal out of this dominance because we aren’t going to keep playing like this.

 

[Scholesgoals]

John moss

 

[el3mel]

Looks like it's not Matic alone who is having a shocker. We look way, way off the pace.

 

[rooney2009]

We have started yet
Very lethargic start from us
Wake up boys

 

[edgecutter]

Martial doing his invisible man act again?

What's he suppose to do? Villa are all over us

 

[Sayros]

They just keep pumping that ball in the box from the air and the defense looks vulnerable.

 

[Nori-]

Shakey start so far + ref looks like he only needs half a reason to feck us.

We need an early goal to deflate Villa or it could get messy

 

[sammsky1]

Feel like Villa will open the scoring. We look very lethargic

I wanted ole to bring in 2 or 3 changes for exactly this reason:

 

[SAFMUTD]

Villa is playing better, what the heck we need to take control over midfield

 

[tyunited]

Martial doing his invisible man act again?

Deery me we haven't strung two passes its not his fault

 

[fps]

United are struggling because the front three are “interchanging” so much no one else knows where any of them are at any point.

 

[Paxi]

Martial is so frustrating. He does this every game.. so sloppy. But then he scores and all is forgotten.

 

[Dobba]

When we get the ball we're playing like we're 2-3 goals up. No forward thinking let alone movement.

 

[Andycoleno9]

This is really pretty bad stuff. And we are playing with best 11

 

[Bastian]

I know it's been a poor start from us, but the ref has been shite too. Hope he starts spotting things clearly.

 

[MyOnlySolskjaer]

Playing terrible.

 

[FerociousCorgis]

Jesus. Such a poor 20 minutes.

 

[Manny]

whats up with Grealish and his kid size shorts