Arsenal-Mania Goes Into Meltdown 24/25 Edition

[Ahmer Baig]

We’ve been shafted all season, but the one game we get a few decisions go our way these clowns bottle it!!

 

[Ahmer Baig]

am fuming. Same repetitive attack. Utd weren't even good. This is a real shocker.

I hope you still have some money left to spend on striker after wasted it on referee today.( from a Utd fan)

Referees L.OL.

Bro... I dont know why you're so happy. You team is garbage, and this is probably the highlight of your cup run.

We'll meet again at Old Trafford, where we'll beat you, Im sure of that. And yes it will be two set pieces again

Embarrassing losing to these guys, they can barely pass to each other

So many United fans crying about the ref. Even Goldbridge said they were playing 10 v 12. Interesting

Was a clear red, Dalot is a ****ing imbecile. The pen did look a bit soft to me but when Maguire lunges it's probably enough in the modern game unfortunately.

 

[Sir Erik ten Hag]

Finally we got this thread

 

[Ahmer Baig]

Havertz.. Just take him off, have some ****ing mercy Arteta

Worst game I can recall watching from an Arsenal player.

Imagine this lot taking pens

How is Havertz even a footballer?

His initial aim in life, being a traffic sign, required basic comprehension.

Hoping Kai's hamstring goes I have to be honest

I’m not exaggerating when I say this Kai performance might be the worst game I’ve seen from an Arsenal forward, maybe even player full stop.

Only other one as bad that I can remember is Giroud v Monaco.

If anyone defends Havertz after this ffs man

Havertz is a disgrace for strikers federation.

50 minutes vs the 10 men worst man utd side ever and we can't score a goal my ****ing god man

 

[shabadu84]

This match might single-handedly rebirth AFTV

 

[Ahmer Baig]

Raya is good at saving pens though.

Zirkzee never looked like scoring though. Will miss a pen too I bet.

This will be comfortably one of the most embarrassing moments in club history if we go out here. You'd struggle to find many that eclipse it.

Why am I still here? Im starting to understand people who stick around in toxic relationships.

Is it possible to sell half a team & management staff in one window?

Time to update lyrics:

Tsamina mina, eh, eh,
Waka waka, eh, eh,
£60 million down the drain,
Kai Havertz misses again.

Lose yourself blasting through the speakers we got this

Playing "Lose yourself " has to be a troll.

 

[Ahmer Baig]

The most expected miss of all time

Havertz misses. Haha, I mean what can you say ? This game will end his fragile ego

Never gonna hear the end of this from Peckham reds if we lose here.

How can you not sign somebody in place of Havertz after this

Havertz hits the worst pen

18 year old cb takes better pens than our 300k a week forward

Another trophyless season. Sack this fraud Arteta

Raya what a day to be HORRIBLE

Raya an absolute clownshow on pens

Need to hear Artetas excuses after the game

 

[Ahmer Baig]

Arteta thanks for memories but it's time to say goodbye.

Disgraceful from Raya

****ing stand up

Shame on you Arteta! This is on you

**** off Arteta. Cheque book fraud

F*cking diabolical on every level, from players to the coach to the management team.

5 years without a trophy. F*ck off.

We just lost against ten men of the worst United team in PL history. Wow.

GET ARTETA OUT OF THIS F*CKING CLUB

Raya needs to go back to the drawing board on pens. Embarrassing to go the wrong way every time due to jumping so early.

All you arteta fan boys deserve this

He should have never survived his first full season

 

[The Purley King]

The Havertz thread is titled

Kai Havertz: RNein​

I’m surprised he managed to get his wife pregnant.

 

[Raven]

Great thread, delighted to see them handling things well.

 

[Oscar Bonavena]

R-Nein, that's classic!

 

[Sassy Colin]

Would some mind explaining that, to the uninitiated?

 

[GlasgowCeltic]

Odegaard getting off scotfree again I take it

 

[OverratedOpinion]

Nice one @Ahmer Baig

Couldn't bring myself to go on that cesspit. Looks like a newsletter from 2008 that's randomly had a forum tacked on the bottom.

 

[T00lsh3d]

Very enjoyable reading

 

[hellhunter]

Would some mind explaining that, to the uninitiated?

I guess a joke about R9?

 

[Red the Bear]

Their thread titles are pretty neat, they do have some good humored Members.

 

[Moriarty]

The Havertz thread is titled

Kai Havertz: RNein​

I’m surprised he managed to get his wife pregnant.

How do you know it was him?

 

[The Purley King]

How do you know it was him?

Sorry that was a comment I didn’t embed properly. But the question still stands…..

 

[MyOnlySolskjaer]

Just want to take this moment to say the Pubjabi poster GaganDeep, short for GDeep from ArsenalMania is like the Van Persie of their forum, an incredible poster that hopefully we can sign.

 

[Trophy Room]

They forget what they were like before Artera.

 

[Red in STL]

They forget what they were like before Artera.

You can't polish a turd no matter who you are, shite's still shite

 

[Trophy Room]

You can't polish a turd no matter who you are, shite's still shite

Fair

 

[awop]

Odegaard getting off scotfree again I take it

10 - Martin Ødegaard created 10 chances and had an expected assists total of 2 against Manchester United; both the most by a Premier League player in any game this season.
If you only go by the eye test he still had an okay game but everyone doing their best to miss the goal doesn't help.

 

[Ahmer Baig]

Nice one @Ahmer Baig

Couldn't bring myself to go on that cesspit. Looks like a newsletter from 2008 that's randomly had a forum tacked on the bottom.

Thank you .There are still some more gems that I will be posting later. I was bored so I thought why not visit their forum. Judging from what I read they act as if they have been winning trophies every year.

 

[Ahmer Baig]

This thread gets the mention

@albakos this is some metaverse ****.

https://www.redcafe.net/threads/arsenal-mania-goes-into-meltdown-24-25-edition.486471/

I’m too embarrassed to look at that. Redcafe was my place to laugh at the class fortunate to make myself feel better. Arteta has ruined that for me

Some key details were missing on that post, seems it is now edited. These lot are really in tune with AM knowledge.

Who’s the idiot that didn’t understand what RNein means?

He's an OG there, not his biggest fan tbh.

Does that mug GlastonSpur still post there?

I remember of coming across a hilarious thread while lurking there, when he tried to mock our youngsters, only to end up losing from us an hour later.

 

[Ahmer Baig]

For all the bemoaning of our red cards and how we'd be ahead of liverpool if not for refs, it's ironic we had a game where the ref literally handed us the game in probably our only realistic chance of silverware and we slapped him in the face

 

[Wing Attack Plan R]

Who’s the idiot that didn’t understand what RNein means?

These motherfeckers are shit-talking @Sassy Colin ?! A joke’s a joke, but that’s taking it too far! This means war!!

 

[hellhunter]

This thread gets the mention

Glaston fame

 

[Martial]

On RedCafe rose-tinted fan favourite Martin Ødegaard:

Great stuff Arteta you big donkey building a whole season on Ødegaard and saka playing everything

If Ødegaard goes off with a sprained ankle he should have the captaincy stripped.

Maybe the last two years have just destroyed this team. Ode looks finished.

After 1 top season? He’s just crap I think.

With Saka out for such a long time I was looking to Ødegaard to step up, but the reality is that the guy has regressed and should be benched, he is just lucky our manager sold all his replacements.

 

[Ahmer Baig]

Odegaard getting off scotfree again I take it

Here you go:

He has been awful most of this season. When the chips are down we cannot rely on this guy.

This guy must be the one breast feeding cos he been ****ing cheeks for months

Can we get a petition started to remove his beard? Swear that thing started his downfall

Something beyond just fatherhood must be going on. This level of regression is stunning. He looked better in his first couple of matches back after the long layoff. Everything from his execution to his decision making has gone backwards and it doesn't make sense. The guy was the best midfielder in the league last season and now looks like Havertz Jr.

Özil 4 FA cups.
Ramsey 3 FA cups.
Cazorla 2 FA cups.
Rosicky 1 FA cup.

Ødegaard...1,000,000 hair flicks.

The decline of our playmaking position man

His fall off has been unacceptable for me. He was worse than Kai today (imo) and has been absolute dogshit for months.

This isn’t a captain of a serious team.

Guy is not a leader, he has shocking this season injury or not.

 

[Ish]

These motherfeckers are shit-talking @Sassy Colin ?! A joke’s a joke, but that’s taking it too far! This means war!!

give them the finger, Colin!

 

[Adz_99]

So many United fans crying about the ref. Even Goldbridge said they were playing 10 v 12. Interesting

I swear Goldbridge is watched almost exclusively by fans of other clubs.

 

[Alex99]

I swear Goldbridge is watched almost exclusively by fans of other clubs.

Just like AFTV was during their "banter" era.

 

[romufc]

I swear Goldbridge is watched almost exclusively by fans of other clubs.

He will say anything for money... I have never seen a so called United fan glaze Liverpool as much as he does... its almost as if he supports them.

 

[Sassy Colin]

give them the finger, Colin!

Spoiler

.

 

[Mogget]

Glaston fame

How many forums is Glaston actually infamous on? I count at least 3? What a legacy

 

[hellhunter]

How many forums is Glaston actually infamous on? I count at least 3? What a legacy

Transcending the sport, what a guy

 

[Red00012]

I swear Goldbridge is watched almost exclusively by fans of other clubs.

I’ve a Liverpool supporting mate who thinks he’s hilarious and sends me videos of him. I just reply I’ll never ever listen to him so there’s no point sending them to me.

 

[Djemba-Djemba]

Glaston was also famous for being a deluded clown on an Aston Villa forum wasn't he?

I wonder how many forums he's been on embarrassing himself.