Anti Liverpool Songs

R0nald0

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Guys/Gals,

I am going to the England game tomorrow and was hoping to indulge in some scouse bashing. Not been to many Utd v dippers games and so was hoping somebody could give me some anti liverpool songs to sing............

Thanks very much.
 
Guys/Gals,

I am going to the England game tomorrow and was hoping to indulge in some scouse bashing. Not been to many Utd v dippers games and so was hoping somebody could give me some anti liverpool songs to sing............

Thanks very much.
 
One of my personal favourites is the very simple 'You Scouse Bastard' but I know it's not exactly what you're looking for :D

I'm sure someone can help
 
Sorry, I'm in a bad mood, my little boy isn't very well.
 
R0nald0 said:
Sorry but can you pls type the lyrics, I don't know all of the songs. In your Liverpool slums lyrics would be good and that bonfire one!!
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The bonfire one is rather simple.

Build a bonfire
Build a bonfire
Put the Scousers on the top
Put the City in the middle
And then burn the fecking lot

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In your Liverpool slums
You look in the dustbin for something to eat
You find a dead rat and you think it's a treat
In your Liverpool slums
In your Liverpool slums
You shit on the carpet, you piss in the bath
You finger your grandma, and think its a laugh
In your Liverpool slums

In your Liverpool slums
You speak in an accent exceedingly rare
You wear a pink tracksuit and have curly hair
In your Liverpool slums

In your Liverpool slums
Your mum's on the game and your dad's in the nick
You can't get a job cos you're too fecking thick
In your Liverpool slums
 
DJS said:
Is that the one with the bit about sticking Rooney on the top, or something?
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Don't know why you are getting upset anyway, you're not even a scouser.
 
I must say, it is a rather strange idea to start singing anti-scouse songs at an England match.
 
DJS said:
Not for you mancs it aint.
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I don't think that he's a Manc, otherwise he'd know the songs wouldn't he? You OOTer cnut! :D
 
Not a manc, no. I live in Chester. I used to go to OT all the time but had a little 'un a few years ago and is difficult to get enough time/money.

Don't know why I am trying to justify myself to you pricks anyway. I don't dislike Macedonians too much so will try and get some banter with the scousers in the crowd.
 
You are a scouser,
An ugly scouser,
You're only happy,
On Giro day,
You're mum's out thieving,
You're dads drug dealing,
So please dont take, my hubcaps, away.
 
Park Park,
wherever you may be,
you may eat dogs in your own country,
it could be worse, you could be scouse,
eating rats in your council house.
 
why are you going to sing anti liverpool songs at an England game. Obsessed?
 
Steven Gerrard Gerrard
He kisses the badge on his chest
He puts in a transfer request
Oh Gerrard Gerrard.


Always a winner...............:D
 
DJS said:
Well, like most of the benders on here, he doesnt go to United games.

So you know, he's taking the opportunity when he gets it.
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That's not really fair as some people live overseas and are not really able to go. Others might not be in the financial situation.
 
Man Utd Mrs said:
What's the matter with him ,Weaste?
Hope he's better tomorrow.
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Got a bad bug, he's been under the weather for the past two weeks, the doctor has finally decided that he needs some penicillin, so he's perking up a bit now.
 
Follow follow follow
Cos United are going to Glasgow
And there'll be thousands of scouse
At home robbing your house
Cos United are going to Glasgow.....

BTW why you want to sing anti-scouse songs at a England game is beyond me, but anyway.........
 
I don't understand it. Couldn't you have saved up that money for a United match instead of going to see a poxy Ingerland match? Unless it's a freebie of course. And you'll look a twat singing anti-scouse songs there. Save it for the real occasion.
 
lol at this thread. united fans sing conctantly about us when they arent playing us, now they are taking it to a new level when Man Utd arent even playing! people like you singing about Liverpool when we arent even playing, is probably the biggest compliment you can give us, it shows you think about us more than your own team. and it would be funny if you are sitting beside a Liverpool fan too, or even if you are sitting beside a fan of another team, because you are going to look and sound liek a right prick.

will you cheer if Crouch or Gerrard score?
 
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