An open letter to Owen Hargreaves...

[I'm always right]

Dear Owen,

Consider the wife shagging offer very much revoked.

Yours Sincerely,

The Fans of Manchester United



Disclaimer: This joke was stolen joke from Jamie 99redballoons (poor bastard still stuck in the neewbs, seemingly never to be promoted)

 

[RonaldoVII]

Heard it on twitter yesterday. As I expect said newbie also did.

 

[Badunk]

Phew!

Thought this was gonna be RAWK-esque when I saw it.

 

[I'm always right]

Thought this was gonna be RAWK-esque when I saw it.

That was the plan

 

[KGBhoy]

I don't get it

 

[I'm always right]

I don't get it

eh?



Maybe now?

 

[rimaldo]

i don't have a wife.

 

[Sassy Colin]

i don't have a wife.

Thankfully...

 

[Crumpsall Red]

My wife's still up for it!

 

[KGBhoy]

Makes more sense now, thanks!

 

[I'm always right]

My wife's still up for it!

obviously, but the question is... are you up for her doing it?

 

[rimaldo]

Thankfully...

either way the answer's still no i'm afraid. i'm not ready to commit. or something.

 

[FranklyVulgar]

pretty sure that song was stolen from west ham fans who sang it about Christian Dailly

 

[Sassy Colin]

either way the answer's still no i'm afraid. i'm not ready to commit. or something.

I don't think it would be fair to inflict your particular brand of depraved humour on the fairer sex...mind you if you did find one who liked it, I'd like to meet her too...

 

[rimaldo]

I don't think it would be fair to inflict your particular brand of depraved humour on the fairer sex...mind you if you did find one who liked it, I'd like to meet her too...

nah they love it they do. you can tell from their muffled sobbing through a balled up sock.

 

[I'm always right]

pretty sure that song was stolen from west ham fans who sang it about Christian Dailly

point being?

You're right mind.

 

[Sassy Colin]

nah they love it they do. you can tell from their muffled sobbing through a balled up sock.

Awww...

 

[Rams]

I dunno what the missus thinks but I'm certainly revoking the offer to shag me.