An odd request

WeasteDevil

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Even though having my image under my name makes it much easier for me to find my inane and babling posts, I would like to ask for the removal of it forthwidth.

Also, I am no longer frying any fish, it came out of the pan on Friday the 21st, so I would also like that changing to something more appropriate like "has a fist full", or something to that effect, because in the mood my missus is currently in, I have to sleep on the sofa. PND, no it's not quite that. Overportection on the bed space might be a more apt description, or post natal fear of a badly smelling bear in the bed.

Thank you all.
 
WeasteDevil said:
Even though having my image under my name makes it much easier for me to find my inane and babling posts, I would like to ask for the removal of it forthwidth.

Also, I am no longer frying any fish, it came out of the pan on Friday the 21st, so I would also like that changing to something more appropriate like "has a fist full", or something to that effect, because in the mood my missus is currently in, I have to sleep on the sofa. PND, no it's not quite that. Overportection on the bed space might be a more apt description, or post natal fear of a badly smelling bear in the bed.

Thank you all.
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You mean to say that your missus slept with someone else and kicked you out of the bed...

Get a grip Weasty.
 
It's on your FaceBook profile, unfortunately.

I only blocked it because it was so bright and lary it distracted me constantly. Baz, Jason, Twisted and everyone else's avatars are fine.

Make it green, not red, and you'll be alright (plus you'll also look like the hulk, which can only be a good thing!)
 
Congratulations, me and the missus had a little girl on the 17th, my brothers missus also had a girl on the 25th

Hard Work, she's on a growth spurt today, weirdly she slept through the whole match today, and in her lifetime WH hasn't lost!
 
cockneyHammer said:
Congratulations, me and the missus had a little girl on the 17th, my brothers missus also had a girl on the 25th

Hard Work, she's on a growth spurt today, weirdly she slept through the whole match today, and in her lifetime WH hasn't lost!
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congrats
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Congrats Cockney!!!

Weaste she's the most gorgeous little princess-whats a few nights with a bad back compared to fathering such a darling??You enjoyed yourself 9 months ago now you want more-do you have some kind of addiction??you men are all bloody want!!!!
 
Brad Cantona said:
Dunno why I assumed the kid was a he when it was a she, I guess I'm exhibiting sexism at its purist form

Now I've referred to a human child as 'it'...

Woe is me :annoyed:
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Damn right buster!!

Ok now normally Id insert a comment about the superior sex but I dont want to upset Weaste's son as he is a right little honey :nervous:
 
Thanks all

Sorry Count I already have big aspirations for her to be a Hammer, well she bloody wants to be otherwise she can pack her bags now. She is my good luck omen West Ham undefeated in her lifetime
 
dippersripper said:
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It's bloody great, if we beat Arsenal on Tuesday im going to start planning the next one, I didn't realise the key to West Ham being sucessful was CockneyHammer having kids, the club should give me some sort of official role with 50k pw.

feck the mascot whats he ever done? We need cockney hammer
 
cockneyHammer said:
It's bloody great, if we beat Arsenal on Tuesday im going to start planning the next one, I didn't realise the key to West Ham being sucessful was CockneyHammer having kids, the club should give me some sort of official role with 50k pw.

feck the mascot whats he ever done? We need cockney hammer
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I'd do that job for free.

And congrats to you and Weaste.
 
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