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An alternative (of sorts) to all the (deserved) negative Rooney threads on here right now.
Firstly, I'm not a Rooney fanboy, in fact, I don't think he should be starting PL games for us anymore.
But, I do think, if he was offered a different role in the squad, he might be realistic, ruthless and smart enough to still play a rewarding, important and fulfilling part in the team...
If we're realistic, there are 3 ways Rooney's decline will play out, but the first 2 are the only ones that you'll read about from a sensationalist media and a frustrated fanbase -
1. He is continuously shoehorned into the first team, fans become increasingly unhappy, media increasingly highlight his natural aging process, and his confidence (and legacy) are slowly chipped away until he leaves in a bad light.
2. He is annexed from the first team, isolated, and shipped out in January or in the summer. Meanwhile bad press and bad atmosphere cloud the club until he goes.
Both of these aren't ideal from a United point of view, or from Rooney's viewpoint either...
But there's a 3rd, quite realistic and sensible option that is never talked about -
3. Offer him a diminished, but important role as a squad member using his experience to guide the youngsters in the domestic cups and as back up to Zlatan and Rashford in the PL - not as captain.
Before you shout me down, just imagine yourself being in Rooney's position. Knowing that your decline is speeding up, feeling the heat from the media, from your teammates, and now serious talk from broadsheets about the f**king MLS, or China...
And then imagine being offered the chance to stay at the club you love, in your home country, take a pay cut (as Scholes and Giggs both did) and wind down your career with some glory in the domestic cups and coming on against tired defenders in the PL while retiring as the club's leading goal scorer - I know which one I'd pick.
Rooney has often shown on-the-pitch selflessness during his glittering United career, and he might, MIGHT, be smart enough to realize that being a leader to the youngsters, dedicating his last playing years to the FA and League Cups and winding down, rather than burning out is a better move when the only realistic alternative is the MLS or China.
Rooney could actually have a lot to offer in this role. His leadership qualities are perfect for the domestic cups (as we saw just last season) and offering his vast playing experience to the youngsters coming through.
And from Mourinho's viewpoint, how great would it be if, unlike Guardiola, he could show everyone that he's capable of actually MANAGING a player's latter years to get something out of them.
I'd like to think that these types of talks are taking place at the club, because if you take a step back from the media bloodlust, and the frustration of seeing an ineffectual captain being shoehorned in at a level he isn't at anymore, you can see that there's another way out of this where both club and player benefit and actually get something from the situation.
Ferguson would often have players who were reserved for specific competitions (Fletcher and Park spring to mind immediate), and it can work if handled right.
Who knows, maybe Rooney by now would see that such a role would actually be a fantastic move for him?
Firstly, I'm not a Rooney fanboy, in fact, I don't think he should be starting PL games for us anymore.
But, I do think, if he was offered a different role in the squad, he might be realistic, ruthless and smart enough to still play a rewarding, important and fulfilling part in the team...
If we're realistic, there are 3 ways Rooney's decline will play out, but the first 2 are the only ones that you'll read about from a sensationalist media and a frustrated fanbase -
1. He is continuously shoehorned into the first team, fans become increasingly unhappy, media increasingly highlight his natural aging process, and his confidence (and legacy) are slowly chipped away until he leaves in a bad light.
2. He is annexed from the first team, isolated, and shipped out in January or in the summer. Meanwhile bad press and bad atmosphere cloud the club until he goes.
Both of these aren't ideal from a United point of view, or from Rooney's viewpoint either...
But there's a 3rd, quite realistic and sensible option that is never talked about -
3. Offer him a diminished, but important role as a squad member using his experience to guide the youngsters in the domestic cups and as back up to Zlatan and Rashford in the PL - not as captain.
Before you shout me down, just imagine yourself being in Rooney's position. Knowing that your decline is speeding up, feeling the heat from the media, from your teammates, and now serious talk from broadsheets about the f**king MLS, or China...
And then imagine being offered the chance to stay at the club you love, in your home country, take a pay cut (as Scholes and Giggs both did) and wind down your career with some glory in the domestic cups and coming on against tired defenders in the PL while retiring as the club's leading goal scorer - I know which one I'd pick.
Rooney has often shown on-the-pitch selflessness during his glittering United career, and he might, MIGHT, be smart enough to realize that being a leader to the youngsters, dedicating his last playing years to the FA and League Cups and winding down, rather than burning out is a better move when the only realistic alternative is the MLS or China.
Rooney could actually have a lot to offer in this role. His leadership qualities are perfect for the domestic cups (as we saw just last season) and offering his vast playing experience to the youngsters coming through.
And from Mourinho's viewpoint, how great would it be if, unlike Guardiola, he could show everyone that he's capable of actually MANAGING a player's latter years to get something out of them.
I'd like to think that these types of talks are taking place at the club, because if you take a step back from the media bloodlust, and the frustration of seeing an ineffectual captain being shoehorned in at a level he isn't at anymore, you can see that there's another way out of this where both club and player benefit and actually get something from the situation.
Ferguson would often have players who were reserved for specific competitions (Fletcher and Park spring to mind immediate), and it can work if handled right.
Who knows, maybe Rooney by now would see that such a role would actually be a fantastic move for him?
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