ALL Usain Bolt transfer speculation here please

I think Bolt would fit in nicely on the left, but I doubt United are going to go in for him. He'd cost at least £50,000 and with the Glazers and all that we just don't have the money

feck United. This is shit. I'm going to go now and hang myself
 
i'd quite like to see the commentary on that...

" ball over the top for Bolt..now does he have the pace"...
 
But he wouldn't be able to play in a midfield 2.
 
In my warped mind, he would be an amazing defender if we played from the half-way line. I don't think any man could make it pass him.
 
Man mark Messi? He'd have time to get in 4 tackles to every one of Pepe's.
 
I would like to see him play in one of those charity matches for example though. Wanna see him at full pace on a football pitch.
 
I'd love to watch him play and see how he does. I'd imagine he's a bit of a headless chicken. Speed to beat the band but not too sure what to do with the football
 
He can sprint on and feed Anderson chicken nuggets when he gets tired.
 
He's pacy,strong, young and probably can head the ball plus it would be a free transfer.

From my sources I believe he can play in defense, midfield and as a winger...but that is playing in midfield depending on how you look at it.
I also think it would be fantastic for marketing opportunities in Jamaica.








Plus I doubt he will prove to be any worse than Bebe.
 
I would like to see him play in one of those charity matches for example though. Wanna see him at full pace on a football pitch.

Seen Ben Johnson in one of those. His pace got him into space but he would end up sclaffing the ball into the crowd.
 
He's a little too cocky for me. I can see him taking the piss at the end of his runs and not actually bothering to stick the ball in the net.
 
His goal celebrations would be class.

Boss was saying it waould help with merchandising in Jamaca. It would actually help with merchandising the world over. Imagine if he was actualy any good!!!
 
Everyone seems to want to become a footballer nowadays. Bolt, Bebe..