Adopt a Newbie

bazalini

The Baz Man - He made us laugh 2000 - 2012
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I have seen this on other websites and it has worked well.

The Modulators asign a newbie to a full member and its the full members responsibilty to guide the Newbie through the rigors of the website and ultimate promotion.

Give the full members something to do during a quiet monday, while also offering full members the chance of making exciting new friends.
 
bazalini said:
I have seen this on other websites and it has worked well.

The Modulators asign a newbie to a full member and its the full members responsibilty to guide the Newbie through the rigors of the website and ultimate promotion.

Give the full members something to do during a quiet monday, while also offering full members the chance of making exciting new friends.
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we have a just promoted 19 year old spanish girl named "Solvista", are you interested?
 
Imagine if I had IK or K14 as my guide when I was in the noobs:eek:
 
I have PM'd the newbie I would like to adopt
 
So anyone gonna adopt an ole geezer like me ?
Neither Spanish nor female and certainly not 19, methinks I'll be left on the shelf.

Mind, I'm sure the rigours of full membership require special training.

Judging by the discussion on why United followers must love Liverpool or else aren't real football fans (yesterday), George W. Bush or some other genetically-altered vegetable has already made the death-defying leap.

In Current Events, we find belief in djinns and witchcraft being seriously discussed, while card-carrying fundementalists *** evolution.

Most of the members have been United fans only during the Fergie era, which is why Murphman and Marching are invaluable. They remember (Christ, they must be as old as myself) when their clubs were good and serve as a reminder that our present unprecedented success could unfortunately ( God forbid) be
temporary.

On second thoughts, perhaps I'll adopt myself.
 
cekscrayons (newbie) is my cousin, and an Arsenal supporter. Jason docked him reputation points the other day, which i found quite amusing.

Basically he's on here because at heart; he really loves Man United and our great tradition. He actually told me that after their drubbing, in the presence of another gooner as well.

Promote the cnut.
 
Don't give me a newb. It would be like giving Amy Winehouse to Mark Ronson, except messier. This pandora's box stays shut.

On second thoughts, I want to corrupt someone. Give me a nice, polite newbie.
 
i got nothing to do in the day as i dont work, and i dont have time taken up by anything else so id be up for this idea,

if this ever happens id be happy to help people out.
 
Can someone adopt me,? I'm quiet, I don't need any affection and I clean up after myself. If that's not impressive, I can do a mean Gary Coleman impression; any takers?

Edit: What you talkin' 'bout Willis?
 
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