A scouser's response from Kraptalk....

Dominant

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This is the response i get(from a so-called sensible scouser at Kraptalk) for saying that good times are back for us.

This is it:

No Dom, Man Utd are not back. You have had a couple of good wins, but the problem you have is that you huffed and puffed to both wins with a bunch of shite players. Your big stars have massive egos.

Your problems will all start again soon.

Apart from Van Nistelrooy, you have shite up front.

In midfield, you have some massive egos.

In defence, you have shite and Ferdinand reminds me of Phil Babb cos he is so scared to go to ground, unlike Sol Campbell (ten times better than Ferdinand).

And you still have a fecking clown for a keeper and no decent back up.

Liverpool are far better. Our problem is that we have a manager that is turning into a bit of a clown and some clinger-onneers who don't quite cut it, with sheer quality sitting on the fecking bench.


Are they thick or what??
 
You have to bear in mind this person was wandering the streets of toxteth looking for little old ladies to mug when we were all in school being educated, so his thinking patterns are a little "abstract" at times.

They are strange beasts, them scousers....
 
Originally posted by manuman:
<strong>You have to bear in mind this person was wandering the streets of toxteth looking for little old ladies to mug when we were all in school being educated, so his thinking patterns are a little "abstract" at times.

They are strange beasts, them scousers....</strong><hr></blockquote>

and he was like encouraging sensible football talk. I guess this is the best he can managed.
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Originally posted by Dominant:
Re: Kraptalk poster

Your problems will all start again soon.

Unlike Livershite, whose problems started when they got dumped out of the Champions League by a team we defeated 3-1 away!!! <img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[Laugh Out Loud]" />

Apart from Van Nistelrooy, you have shite up front.

Er, apart from Van Nistelrooy, we don't usually play anyone else upfront!!! <img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[Laugh Out Loud]" />

In midfield, you have some massive egos.

Phil Neville has an ego?!!! <img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[Laugh Out Loud]" /> Mind you, after all the praise he's been getting for the Arsenal game...! Maybe the dipper is on to something here!!! :D

In defence, you have shite...

Yeah, so shite that we stopped the self-proclaimed best team since Brazil '70 from scoring a goal for the first time in 55 games!!! <img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[Laugh Out Loud]" />

And you still have a fecking clown for a keeper and no decent back up.

If the keeper who made arguably two of the best saves this season against the top two teams is a clown, what does that make dodo Dudek?!!! <img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[Laugh Out Loud]" />

Liverpool are far better. Our problem is that we have a manager that is turning into a bit of a clown and some clinger-onneers who don't quite cut it, with sheer quality sitting on the fecking bench.

Emil Heskey is sheer quality?!!! <img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[Laugh Out Loud]" /> I suppose if Rivaldo says so, he must be! Gotta love that deadpan Brazilian humour!!!
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Are they thick or what?? <hr></blockquote>

They sure are mate!!! Thanks for the best laugh I've had since oh Saturday afternoon! <img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[Laugh Out Loud]" />
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Nice Reply by Nh1878.... <img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[Laugh Out Loud]" /> <img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[Laugh Out Loud]" /> ;)
 
Originally posted by Dominant:
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and he was like encouraging sensible football talk. I guess this is the best he can managed.</strong><hr></blockquote>


See what i mean guys?

Dominant, its manage.

The product of a mispent youth....
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I wonder why our dip in form at the beginning of the season is obviously down to lack of talent and permanent, and their current dip isn't?
 
Originally posted by manuman:
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See what i mean guys?

Dominant, its manage.

The product of a mispent youth....</strong><hr></blockquote>

it's a typo error, surely you don't have to be so fastidious??

:rolleyes:
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Originally posted by Livvie20:
<strong>I wonder why our dip in form at the beginning of the season is obviously down to lack of talent and permanent, and their current dip isn't?</strong><hr></blockquote>


Scousers have their own rules huh?


:rolleyes:
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Dominant-

Its good to be positive, i would say if we can keep that level of intensity going for every game we will do well.

I think the point our scouse freind was making is that he doubts we can, and that the super-human efforts that were put into the liverpool and Arsenal games cant be kept up for the rest of the season.

Time will tell. West Ham will be the first game that gives any clues to the answer...
 
poor bloke ...probably just been hit by a police baton ...i think we should be kind to scousers and send them nice christmas presents ...

I have all mine lined up and rady to go ......with best wishes from Jerry D , Diego and me .....that will cheer the poor ders up as they eat their lard sarnies .....
 
there is a point here though.

the fact is we've won our two toughest games of the season to date with a squad thrown together in near-desperate circumstances, and that squad displayed the unity, hunger, and correct attitude to grind out the results. this WILL be upset when other players return. roy keane has questioned the commitment of his colleauges on many occasions and you can't blame him when you take the last two prem. games into consideration.
 
Originally posted by Dominant:
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And you still have a fecking clown for a keeper and no decent back up.
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indeed a very good clown who made the save of the season from another clown - didi hamann ;) . and by sheer chance he repeated the trick with another world class save from pires

was he not talking about dudek?? :rolleyes:
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Originally posted by sebaveron:
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indeed a very good clown who made the save of the season from another clown - didi hamann ;) . and by sheer chance he repeated the trick with another world class save from pires
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that was an amazing save
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Originally posted by zippy:
<strong>Dominant-

Its good to be positive, i would say if we can keep that level of intensity going for every game we will do well.

I think the point our scouse freind was making is that he doubts we can, and that the super-human efforts that were put into the liverpool and Arsenal games cant be kept up for the rest of the season.

Time will tell. West Ham will be the first game that gives any clues to the answer...</strong><hr></blockquote>


yeah, it's still early days yet, i wun be taking anything for granted at this stage. We need to back up the wins against pool and arse with a win against west ham, which we should be able to, after just seeing us outclassed the spaniards 2-0.


:)
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Originally posted by pathfinder:
<strong>I cant get on cock talk anymore...feckers banned me so many times, i ran out of names.</strong><hr></blockquote>


guess you must be constantly rubbing it in on them right?


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guess you must be constantly rubbing it in on them right?
I wasnt holding anything back <img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[Laugh Out Loud]" />
"They want the truth"....."they cant handle the truth".
It was better when Tom Cruise said it.
 
Originally posted by Dominant:
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And you still have a fecking clown for a keeper</strong><hr></blockquote>

<img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[Laugh Out Loud]" />
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Originally posted by pathfinder:
<strong>guess you must be constantly rubbing it in on them right?
I wasnt holding anything back <img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[Laugh Out Loud]" />
"They want the truth"....."they cant handle the truth".
It was better when Tom Cruise said it.</strong><hr></blockquote>

i meant of course to quote you pathfinder. sorry manc :p
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