Bit of a pisstake really considering how shit of a matchday experience it is. Get there early and instead of having the earlier kickoff on the concourse tvs, they'll have MUTV on with the speakers on low volume so you can all stand there and watch Wes Brown talk into a microphone without knowing what he's saying. Overpriced bottles of carling is the only beer they offer iirc.
Go out to your seats to watch the players warm up and they'll have some awful grime music playing loudly on the stadium speakers, which is paused every few minutes whilst the stadium announcer reads out birthday requests like he's reading off a shopping list. If the weather is bad then there's a chance the leaking roof will drench your seat and give you a wet arse.
Unless of course you have any interest in buying their expensive merchandise in the megastore (I haven't been inside there since I was a child).
If that was a pub experience then you'd give it a 1 star review.
I always try to time it right so I can get there 10-15 minutes before kickoff but traffic can be difficult to predict. Sometimes I'm there over an hour before kickoff and bored out of my mind scrolling through my phone.
However, according to Ratcliffe, our season ticket prices shouldn't be cheaper than Fulham's.
