4 Horses Tested Positive for Drugs in the Equestrian

Who would have thought that a country so small could cheat so much.

With only 3 million People against lets say 58 million in GB, its some cheat ratio. GB would want to come home with something like 19 cheats to be on the same per capita strike ratio....


If only the Olympics allowed our Boxers enter more events like say Equestrian. Maybe have a competition like 5 rounds at 30 secs a round, one where someone enters the ring on a horse and the boxers run after him and then when the horse leaves they pummel the shit of each other or a tag team boxing event.
 
Who would have thought that a country so small could cheat so much.

Amazing - Fecking amazing.

I for one am glad I am part of GB and Northern Ireland during this olympics.


The Shameeeeeeee
 
How do the horses inject themselves when they have no thumbs? fecking naughty gee-gees...
 
I once got chased by a horse and it was scary. Looking back, he might have been smacked up....
 
seemingly we were disqualified for using "Deep Heat".

Hardly serious offense. Still very embarrasing for our small island nation which is occupied in the North by foreign forces
 
Apparently, they us some kind of chilli pepper extract which makes the horses feet hot, thus making them faster.

Not exactly, but in one way, it's actually not that far off...

Apparently, they rub this chill pepper extract cream thing on their legs which makes the horse more sensitive so that it will attract it's legs faster/better/somethingsomething faster when it touches the...err things they are supposed to jump over.

Or something...