100 Things you learnt from watching American Gangster (Spoilers)

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Got this from IMDB, thought I'd start it here. Also, Spoiler warning

1. Watch your car if somebody drops a turkey on your doorstep.
2. Always use a coaster around Frank Lucas.
3. Never accept any gifts from your wife because it could screw you for life.
4. Blot stained rubs instead of Rubbing them.
5. It is possible to go from meaningless driver to above the mafia overnight.
6. Don't ever go to New York unannounced.
7. Empty sugar jars are great places to put your 20% in.
8. Trupo really loved his shelby
9. Frank Lucas don't run from nobody...Unless he's caught, in which case he'll snitch to get his ass out as soon as possible.
10. Naked girls are the best heroine mixers.
11. Don't get near Frank Lucas and a piano at the same time.
12. Microwaves change the chemical make-up of elements - thus making popcorn!
13. Common - doesn't have a single line
14. Nicky Barnes doesn't like the words infringement and insist.
15. Everything is a weapon. Even pianos.
 
16. My man.
17. Wearing your wealth is a no no, but shooting someone in the head in broad daylight in the middle of the street with hundreds of witnesses is perfectly acceptable.
18. Every police officer in America is corrupt.
19. According to a tattoo, Wu-Tang Clan existed in the 1970's.
20. You can get away with murder in Harlem by giving away turkeys.
21. Frank Lucas likes to watch fur coats burn
22. Soon to be lawyers keep guns in their suitcases.
23. American soldiers and military in the Vietnam war were drug traffickers.
24. Richie Aurelius Roberts was Leader of the Narcotics Department, Father to a son he never got to know, husband to a wife who left him, and in this life or the next, he will take down Malcolm X.
25. Having a good seat at a boxing match automatically makes you a crime lord.
26. If you are a police officer, turning in 1 Million dollars will not impress anyone.
27. Frank Lucas employed 100,000 people in America simultaneously.
28. Extreme amounts of both sugar and salt is the recipe for becoming America's top gangster.
29. Mama Lucas doesn't want to know.
30. Never shoot a blast door with a shotgun at point blank range. Chances are it will hurt.
31. Never help Richie out in a drug bust, you are everyone else on the police force will go to jail.
32. If Frank could have any drink in the world, it would be Holy Water.
 
brilliant lolol :lol:
the one about not wearing your bling but then shooting someone in broad daylight is great, i was thinking the same thing at the time!
 
Everyone else is meant to carry it on! Come on then you lot, what else did you notice about the film?
 
33. Don't ask Frank Lucas to shoot you, even if you are in broad daylight on the high street, because he'll do it and leave you 20%!
 
36. Richie celebrated thanksgiving with tuna sandwiches and crushed crisps.
 
37. Never assume you are special. You will be sent a live turkey, and you car will explode immediately after.
 
38. Successful people are loners. Unsuccessful people are the friendliest on the planet.
 
39. This movie is overrated and you'd have been better off not watching it.

40. Frank Lucas is an honest, hardworking man who shoots people on the streets after giving long, cliched lectures about morals to his brothers.

41. It's ok to sell drugs that kill people and go around shooting people as long as you help the police once you're caught. You can still be a hero.
 
42. Cops with a moustache and black slicked hair are bad cops.

43. Richie Robert's ex wife has a psychic gift of knowing who Richie's sleeping with.

44. Drug lords always give out food to the homeless on Thanksgiving.

45. Frank Lucas is one hell of a claybird shooter.