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  1. Patrick Dorgu | 2024/25 Performances

    Mostly Garnacho yes. Bruno and Zirkzee also ignored him several times for some reason.

  2. Joshua Zirkzee | 2024/25 Performances

    Has incredible feet in tight spaces but keeps the ball far far too long which kills our attacking impetus. After he beats one I swear he looks for another nutmeg more often than he does a pass. Still MOTM because we were such a disgrace today.

  3. Patrick Dorgu | 2024/25 Performances

    Decent performance. Put in our best cross of the day that should have been struck first time by Casemiro who decided to take 3 touches and dive for a pen instead. Of course he was ignored by his teammates the entire game for some reason. What's the point of an athletic wingback if you don't let...

  4. Ruben Amorim - Manchester United Head Coach

    Most dissapointed I've been with him. Fecking coward accepting our 3rd defeat of the season against the worst Spurs side in decades. He won't last long.

  5. Bruno Fernandes | 2024/25 Performances

    Garnacho wasted his one good pass of the day and from there he predictably lost his head. Just disgusting decision making

  6. Alejandro Garnacho | 2024/25 Performances

    Disgraceful performance. Didn't look at Dorgu once on the overlap and proceeded to drive inside into 3 defenders every time. So much for his perceived "change in mentality." Don't even want to talk about that finish. Not a single other player in the Prem misses it as badly as that. He has the...

  7. André Onana | 2024/25 Performances

    Another game he's helped lose. How is it possible he's always going the wrong way on his saves. Just a technically horrific goalkeeper.

  8. Lisandro Martínez | 2024/25 Performances

    Yep. Unlike some of our other sicknotes Licha's injuries have been genuinely massively unlucky for the most part. Awkward landings and shit challenges from thugs like Coufal.

  9. Lisandro Martínez | 2024/25 Performances

    Guessing he'll be out for 10 months or so based on the way his knee bent and his reaction. Could be a career ender at this point. He doesn't depend much on pace but it's hard to come back from this many significant muscular injuries. Just as he was finding a bit of form again, brilliant.

  10. André Onana | 2024/25 Performances

    I've defended him a lot but this might be my last straw with him. Killed off any chance we had to come back singlehandedly with their 3rd.

  11. Manchester United vs Brighton & Hove Albion

    Are Brighton always such pathetic diving shits or do they just save it for playing us

  12. VAR, Refs and Linesmen | General Discussion

    Thought Oliver was ok bar the yellow for Maguire. The potential red for Darwin could go either way and would have loved to see some kind of closer replay for our handball shout but we strangely never seem to get them. The lino on the far side though I'm convinced was a scouser. That offside call...

  13. Matheus Cunha | Signs new deal with Wolves until 2029

    Great player, hope we sign him. Horrible little cnut though and shouldn't have even been playing to begin with. I'm sure the FA will ban him for 8 games or something tomorrow, probably have had it decided for a few days now but couldn't let the star miss out against United with the new manager...

  14. VAR, Refs and Linesmen | General Discussion

    What are the odds Cunha gets banned for 8 games or something tomorrow? Most open and shut case of all time and of course the FA drags their feet just enough so that he can play the game of his life against United. It's transparent as feck.

  15. Bruno Fernandes | 2024/25 Performances

    Fecking idiot. Team coming under criticism with a coach desperately trying to get results and he does that two minutes into the half. Just about tired of him.
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