Recent content by Swedish_Plumber

  1. Transfer Tweets - Manchester United - 2024/25

    I see the rational muppets are out in force
  2. Transfer Tweets - Manchester United - 2023/24

    :lol: I’m in the wrong job
  3. Kieran McKenna | Close to signing long term deal to stay at Ipswich

    De Zerbi, Tuchel or Poch then?
  4. Summer Signings 2024

    Energy, physicality and composure please.
  5. General Election 2024

    National service :lol: Anyone able to give me a justification why I should be expected by law to do this shite? Even just hypothetically? Scrap politics and just give it to Ten Hag once he’s sacked. They’re on a different planet the lot of them.
  6. Kobbie Mainoo | 2023/24 Performances

    Build it all around him. His celebrations are great too. Cold as ice all season and let’s the emotion show on the big stage.
  7. Bluemoon goes into Meltdown

    If they had any humility they’d see they’ve been pretty ordinary since losing to Madrid.
  8. The FA Cup celebration thread

    We were great today. It’s encouraging to see us play well even if it was, literally, a cup final. All is well in the footballing world this evening.
  9. Erik ten Hag - Manchester United manager / awaiting clarity from the club over his position

    Fecking hell folks just enjoy the win. Over analysing a fecking press conference.
  10. Is Mainoo the real deal?

    Please manage him correctly United. He’s immense.
  11. Raphaël Varane | 2023/24 Performances

    Quite right that a player of his calibre says goodbye to the top level with a trophy. Him and Martinez were outstanding.
  12. Erik ten Hag - Manchester United manager / awaiting clarity from the club over his position

    We’re a cup team at the moment. Building experience of winning trophies is one of the few good things going for us right now.
  13. Post match vs Manchester City

    We were the better side
  14. Manchester City vs Manchester United

    Never a yellow. Get fecked
  15. Manchester City vs Manchester United

    Thanks! I’ve just read that if it’s a draw in normal time we qualify. Some new rule?