Recent content by Needham

Gives off makes self-satisfying home porn vibes. Wonder if he's right wing. That won't go down well on (sigh) ''The Kop".

Honestly think if they do this Foden will go on a shooting spree. He looks like Keith Allen at the end of The Yob.

He's been linked with it by himself.

The foul itself has been given it's own category of rule breaking. Jurgen's Law

Now they revert to the scrappy shit City we've seen most of the season and Moyes plays them like a fiddle.

Guardiola's kid having his xbox taken away reaction

West Ham win a throw in. It's not over yet.

Asterisks incoming. I honestly believe they'll be cancelled. Before you know it Maine Road will be dusted off and they'll be followed once again by dumpy bitters in bucket hats waving Dole inflatable bananas at division 3 playoff hopefuls.

Calm down. Pep goes they're Chelsea within 21 months.

Gym bunny Bez still with the gun celebration.

Brooklyn, Cruz or Romeo?

That's bollox. Most Utd fans actively pray for a new pandemic limited to a square mile round the Etihad.

"That was simply beautiful.." "Yes your excellency"

Right? More chance of Forest being relegated than City blowing this.

Right? It's as if the Daily Mail doesn't exist.