Recent content by klayton88

  1. This is the worst quality PL season since?

    Sliced bread.
  2. New Stadium | 100k Stadium to be built - design visualisation released

    Will I be able to take a half time anxiety dump while getting cancer from second hand smoke? Why is nobody asking the big questions.
  3. Gary Neville - Pundit

    ...... "THERE".
  4. Rasmus Højlund | 2024/25 Performances

    He couldn't get on the end of a conga line.
  5. Manchester United vs Arsenal

    Onana doing an Onana and Dalot doing a Dalot to end the game.
  6. Manchester United vs Arsenal

    Absolute deer in the headlights
  7. Manchester United vs Arsenal

    Feck off Rice. Was about to order an Indian and you've ruined that now.
  8. Manchester United vs Arsenal

    Ron Waffle and John Caramel.
  9. Gary Neville - Pundit

    Loves the sound of his own voice.
  10. Jean-Philippe Mateta

    Why bother. He'd look like prime Jozy Altidore within a month. Clubs cursed. Burn the lot.
  11. Alternative MUFC Commentary

    He has done three season reviews so far, with every game. I think they are roughly three hours long each, I paid about a tenner each. If you reach out I'm sure he still has them to email over.
  12. Diogo Dalot | 2024/25 Performances

    Thicker than Lizzo.
  13. Rasmus Højlund | 2024/25 Performances

    Same with Mainoo. Either filled our naturally or been put on a gain diet/programme and lost all agility and whatever pace they had to begin with. Our team consists of slow puddings or fast but lightweight players who have no physical presence.
  14. Alejandro Garnacho | 2024/25 Performances

    Got the new contract and went backwards. The United way. Backwards is harsh actually... Hasn't pushed on. Same massive gaps in his game that were there two years ago. Thinks he's Cron but Cron got better season on season and was 10x the player to begin with.