The Manchester United player I most want out is...

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Be interesting to see people's opinions, and there'll be lots of competition, so I only want one name. There are plenty of other threads for wholesale changes.

I'd be happy to be proven wrong next season, but I don't think I will be.

The player I most want out of the club is... Lukaku.

Lukaku symbolises a lot of what I don't like about the current team. He boasts regularly about his sprinting in training, claiming to be the fastest player in the squad (which probably isn't false) but it converts to nothing on the pitch. He's scored 15 goals in 46 games this season, 6 in a run of 3 games. He showed up ridiculously overweight, at the start of the season, and looked like he could hardly run. He gets knackered sprinting for more than 30 yards (when he actually sprints). He had incredibly poor movement in the penalty area. He plays like a target-man, but doesn't have the aerial prowess to worry defenders. He celebrates giving an assist on his own rather than celebrating with the goal scorer. He needed time off after Mourinho was let go, and wasn't even there as Ole set about changing the mentality of the squad. He's been courting a move far more than Pogba (who gets far more stick). We see links in the press to teams like Juventus and PSG... how much do you think Juventus would value him at? Not £75m. It's all from his agent. He talks about himself like he's in the army, but he's probably the last person I'd want to go to war with in this squad, other than maybe Darmian.

He's gotta go.

Who do you think has to go more than this guy? Please list only one player though.
 
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Lingard. A coward on the field, an embarrassment off it for one of the supposedly senior player.
 
Sadly theres too many to list to make it worth while, 80% of them are shite in some way or other,some prime examples of everything thats wrong with modern day football.
 
Jones, inconsistent, always injured and always has a game changing mistake in him
 
Lukaku claims to be the fastest in the squad?! Surely not, surely Rashford is way faster!
 
Sanchez. Just because we need to get our wage structure in order again.

Players that are not happy with that get be the next in line to move on.
 
Lukaku definitely has to go and with him Lingard, Jones, Smalling, Young, Darmian, Rojo, Alexis.

Sick to death of all of these maybe even Martial needs to go as well.

Sad thing is they'll all probably be here next year as well bar Darmian and Rojo..
 
I don’t mind Young at all. The fact that he was signed as a backup left winger and eight years later has ended up as first choice right back says a lot about United’s hopeless squad planning, but can’t be blamed on the player.

Sanchez, Lukaku and Martial definitely. Though I’d let Lukaku off if he kept his mouth shut.
 
Sanchez without a shadow of a doubt. Even forgetting his abysmal performances, his astronomical pay-check has skewed our wage structure causing far more damage to our club than first meets the eye.
 
Young personally.
But it makes more sense to sell Sanchez because of the wages.
 
Pogba

Spoken of as our best player, spoken of as a player who will play better when we get players to play with him, but our best player should be our best player regardless of those around him, quite often when we're bad Pogba is awful. I don't like the notion that he runs things in the dressing room, I don't like the perception he thinks he's bigger than the club, I don't like the flirting with Madrid and the tabloid speculation that surrounds him. I also think he's comfortably the player who will bring in the most money to help the rebuild

Next by a very small margin would be Sanchez but that's simply due to the mayhem his wages have caused and the fact that through no fault of his own he's done as a footballer
 
Lingard. He is too concerned about social showboating and looking good in Instagram, and he just doesn’t have the quality to play for a top 4 team.
 
The English 'great servants 'of the club(Young,Smalling and Jones)

Sanchez
Rojo
Matic
 
Phil Jones.

He is the poster boy for the culture that is poisoning the club. 8 years of mediocrity and injuries that is being handsomely rewarded.

It sends a message to new players and youth players that a poor/average level of performance is acceptable and can make you a lifer at Man United which is what this prick is going to be with his new contract. Get rid of this leech and it will send a message that coasting isn't tolerated anymore.

Feck you, Phil Jones.
 
Never thought I'd say it, but Martial.

I was a huge fan and was very much pro-Martial when Jose wanted rid, but have completely done a 180 on that, based on attitude and performance.

There are others I want out, but I can already see how they will leave, eventually. But Martial, he's the one I want forcing out of the club at this moment in time.
 
Lukaku & take the fanboys with you as well. Can't stand people who defend him so much.
"If he had the service......blah, blah, blah". Yup, as long as that service is laying the ball up for him 3 yards out, right?

Sanchez needs to get off the books, causes to many problems having him here

There are lots to choose from but if those two are still here after the summer window closes I will be very very disappointed :o
 
Young.

I don't disike him. If he was a squad player, filling in at full back or out wide for when the clear 1st choice options are rested, I wouldn't mind. But he's the captain, so he has more responsibility than just being the most senior player. Yet that's all he has. He is the clear 1st choice, yet he is the most limited player in the squad. He's not particular good at anything anymore except working hard.

I don't understand how he starts over Darmian and Valencia. Both can actually play the position and defend and both have good technique. Neither of them just resort to punting it into touch under the slightest press. Neither are good enough either, but are better defenders than Young.
 
Lukaku and Sanchez.
 
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Alexis Sanchez, without a doubt. The worst transfer in the club's history. I wonder if the alleged toxic dressing room stems from his huge salaey. The main job of whoever is in control of the ins and outs this summer is to find someone willing to take him off our hands and then sort an arrangement about contributing to his salary or pay him off.
 
Top 5 in order:
Sanchez
Young
Jones
Rojo
Lingard

I also want Bailly, lukaku and Martial out too but those 5 are the biggest offenders.
 
Sanchez, unquestionably

His presence is a NIGHTMARE for our squad morale and has upset everything WRT our wage structure.
 
Sanchez. A lot of players contribute very little but nobody gets paid as much to do so. Of all the players we could get rid of, losing Sanchez benefits the club the most.
 
Pogba.

I was always a big Pogba fan and watching him at his best is just :drool:. The main reason I want him gone is that I don't think he wants to be here anymore. This will continue to affect his performances and I think it will also rub off on other team members. I just don't think that we are ever going to get the best out of him. With the talent he has, he should be a Ballon D'Or contender and should be winning POTY awards left right and centre.

With the money we get from the sale of Pogba, we can invest it in two decent first team players who can put in 7/10 performances with regularity. Rather that than a player who sometimes puts in a 9/10 but quite often it's a 5 or 6.
 
Sanchez but I don't there's much chance of getting him off the books unless he fancies a holiday in China.