Decomposing In Paris
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Be interesting to see people's opinions, and there'll be lots of competition, so I only want one name. There are plenty of other threads for wholesale changes.
I'd be happy to be proven wrong next season, but I don't think I will be.
The player I most want out of the club is... Lukaku.
Lukaku symbolises a lot of what I don't like about the current team. He boasts regularly about his sprinting in training, claiming to be the fastest player in the squad (which probably isn't false) but it converts to nothing on the pitch. He's scored 15 goals in 46 games this season, 6 in a run of 3 games. He showed up ridiculously overweight, at the start of the season, and looked like he could hardly run. He gets knackered sprinting for more than 30 yards (when he actually sprints). He had incredibly poor movement in the penalty area. He plays like a target-man, but doesn't have the aerial prowess to worry defenders. He celebrates giving an assist on his own rather than celebrating with the goal scorer. He needed time off after Mourinho was let go, and wasn't even there as Ole set about changing the mentality of the squad. He's been courting a move far more than Pogba (who gets far more stick). We see links in the press to teams like Juventus and PSG... how much do you think Juventus would value him at? Not £75m. It's all from his agent. He talks about himself like he's in the army, but he's probably the last person I'd want to go to war with in this squad, other than maybe Darmian.
He's gotta go.
Who do you think has to go more than this guy? Please list only one player though.
I'd be happy to be proven wrong next season, but I don't think I will be.
The player I most want out of the club is... Lukaku.
Lukaku symbolises a lot of what I don't like about the current team. He boasts regularly about his sprinting in training, claiming to be the fastest player in the squad (which probably isn't false) but it converts to nothing on the pitch. He's scored 15 goals in 46 games this season, 6 in a run of 3 games. He showed up ridiculously overweight, at the start of the season, and looked like he could hardly run. He gets knackered sprinting for more than 30 yards (when he actually sprints). He had incredibly poor movement in the penalty area. He plays like a target-man, but doesn't have the aerial prowess to worry defenders. He celebrates giving an assist on his own rather than celebrating with the goal scorer. He needed time off after Mourinho was let go, and wasn't even there as Ole set about changing the mentality of the squad. He's been courting a move far more than Pogba (who gets far more stick). We see links in the press to teams like Juventus and PSG... how much do you think Juventus would value him at? Not £75m. It's all from his agent. He talks about himself like he's in the army, but he's probably the last person I'd want to go to war with in this squad, other than maybe Darmian.
He's gotta go.
Who do you think has to go more than this guy? Please list only one player though.
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