Just tell him you'll get in done within 48 hours.
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In the latest episode of the United Hour Podcast, Nik (@Rood) and Jamie (@Vault Dweller) are here to talk about United's dreadful home defeat at the hands of Big Ange's Tottenham Hotspur. Should this have been the end of Ten Hag? How long does he actually have left? And does Nik finally want ETH out?!
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Just tell him you'll get in done within 48 hours.
Call in sick!
I haven't laughed this much in weeks. I've literally spent the entire afternoon laughing uncontrollablyYou are in form!
It's a her.
Hmm.
The 48 hour remark should still work. Does wonders these days.
So happy I'm not the only one. My better half was annoyed with my laughter, so he went to bed! Even happier now.
Me too. This thread has been a goldmine todayHave you been to Asda for some scran,?
I comletely forgot about this.
Yeah same. Went down the Asda earlier with me bird, proper gutted it was choka - took us ages to get served, gutted.I’m literally never going to Liverpool no matter what
To the tune of Sugar Sugar by the Archies 
Sanchez
Ah muppet, muppet
You are my Chilean
And you got me singing too
Muppet
Ah Sanchez, Sanchez
You are my Chilean
And you've upset City too
Sanchez
Ah muppet, muppet
You are my Chilean
And you got me singing too
Muppet
Ah Sanchez, Sanchez
You are my Chilean
And you've upset City too
So how you guys doing tonight
Man i love threads about transfers that end up well. We get some gem players and also lots of laughs. I remember the Mata and Pogba threads being funny as well but i think this one tops them. That fecking meme with Alexis dogs had me cracking for a few minutes
Shades of RVP in significance. If he performs even remotely close to the Dutchman's level we're on to something special.
Depends if Ian reus is our second signing of the window.......
tell him to feck off its Alexis Sanchez
She already giving me trouble about the deadlines.
Another 48 hours to go...
Hopefully Ed sorts this out himself and I can save myself some $$$$
If not, then I will have to step in.
"So are you making sure you're in a deadline with your work?"
"Boss, It's Alexis Sanchez."
"Wut?"
"Boss, It's Alexis Sanchez."
"Wut?"
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Yes, they'll try it a lot. 48 times to be exact.
This thread has to go in the Classic Threads.
It will go down in history , as the best transfer thread EVER .
It will go down in history , as the best transfer thread EVER .
Seeing those ears chipped under his cap is extremely weird. He's a weird person.
Fat lady bike sniffer, I would love a selfie of you either sniffing or singing.
There was some reports quoting Pogba was not happy with what Sanchez was earning and wanted a match in wages . Anyone aware of this?
To the tune of Sugar Sugar by the Archies
Sanchez
Ah muppet, muppet
You are my Chilean
And you got me singing too
Muppet
Ah Sanchez, Sanchez
You are my Chilean
And you've upset City too
Liverpool already use that tune for their Salah chant. Too soon.
Yes, white letters, I agree, it's like going to completely different country.
I’m literally never going to Liverpool no matter what
Yeah, Neil Ashton is on the case as we speak!
He was very consistent for us. Terrible all the time except a few rare occasions.
According to Keown: Manchester United have pulled off a coup to sign Alexis Sanchez... he's the closest thing to a modern-day Ian Rush
Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/fo...d-coup-sign-Alexis-Sanchez.html#ixzz54rXD5tyz
Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/fo...d-coup-sign-Alexis-Sanchez.html#ixzz54rXD5tyz
Another 48 hours to go...
This "another 48 hours" business is becoming all to familiar.
I haven't slept since last Friday due to these false promises. Sleep, I need to sleep.
Raiola will probably be looking to up his wages and try to get himself some more millions. Saw that piece. Doubt Pogba is anyway unhappy, he's getting a world class outfield team mate, finally. But he'll likely want parity.
I just hope we tie him to as long a contract as possible and pay Raiola as little as possible.
Salty Chris Sutton as always: Manchester City pulled out of signing Alexis Sanchez knowing they are more attractive than United... it's his loss
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/fo...exis-Sanchez-transfer-saga.html#ixzz54rXUBdUb
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/fo...exis-Sanchez-transfer-saga.html#ixzz54rXUBdUb
48x10 more pages and the Sanchez thread beats the Pogba thread as the biggest transfer thread on here.Another 48 hours to go...
I am one hell of a spammer. Heck, I even won the Redcafe award one year.
How is this even publishable? Embarrassing clickbait.
If he wants parity he'd better be prepared to sign a lifetime contract. In 10 years players will make a million a week.
MaxiPaxi is banned.
He's my fan to go all the way. But I wasn't strong enough.
He's my fan to go all the way. But I wasn't strong enough.
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