Judas
Open to offers
Fair fecks to the fella, the glazers bloody love him clearly. He’s never leaving.
Doesn't matter in the least, to be fair. His replacement is even worseFor feck sake. What can go wrong here if Woody stays? We only have a precedent of 8 years and 3 wrong appointments (Moyes was appointed before Woody got the job).
Do we even know that? We know that Woody is a total failure. Arnold probably is too, but at least he hasn’t been fecking awful for 8 years like Woody was. Not yet, anyway.Doesn't matter in the least, to be fair. His replacement is even worse
Yes, we do. He is an accountant, not a football person and his only qualification is having been the minion or the disastrous Ed Woodward. So, Arnold is a budget version of Woody.Do we even know that? We know that Woody is a total failure. Arnold probably is too, but at least he hasn’t been fecking awful for 8 years like Woody was. Not yet, anyway.
The club yes, the Glazers no, they'll still be collecting their dividends, and pocketing something nice every time our Ed shores up another noodle sponsorship.
That's the only positive I can salvage from all this - I'm hoping the Glazers' disregard for the long-term outlook of the club means that they'd be looking to sell at some point sooner rather than later.
The supporters' backs and below back, by the looks of it.He didn't even allow us a week of hope
GUESS WHOSE BACK?*
technically never left
Guess who's back…
Back again…
Woody’s back…
Tell a friend…
Guess who's back, guess who's back
Guess who's back, guess who's back
Guess who's back, guess who's back
Guess who's back..
He’s created a monster
'Cause nobody wants to see Edward no more
They want Woody, he’s chopped liver
Well if you want it, this is what you’ll get with Woody…
A little bit of greed mixed with some crap footy
Some nostalgia that'll jump start your heart quicker
Than a 5-0 when you get shocked at OT
By the dippers when you’re not pressing properly
Cuz you employed a league 1 manager probably…
You waited this long, now stop debating
'Cause he’s back, with the rags and he’s ovulating
I know that you got a job, Ms. Woodward
But your husband's Utd problem's complicating…
So the Super League won't let me be
Or let me be me, so let me see
They try to shut me down on MOTD
But it feels so empty, without me
And get ready, 'cause this shit's about to get heavy
I just faxed all my transfers, feck you Moysie!
Now this looks like a job for me
So everybody, just follow me
'Cause we need a little, controversy
'Cause it feels so empty, without me
I said "This looks like a job for me"
So everybody, just follow me
'Cause we need a little, controversy
'Cause it feels so empty, without me…
No need, they knew exactly all about the first oneSomeone should call the sun and tell them they’re gonna have another protest outside his house and give them the exact time when we arrive and also done so when Woody is out of town.
ExactlyNo need, they knew exactly all about the first one
Guess who's back…
Back again…
Woody’s back…
Tell a friend…
Guess who's back, guess who's back
Guess who's back, guess who's back
Guess who's back, guess who's back
Guess who's back..
He’s created a monster
'Cause nobody wants to see Edward no more
They want Woody, he’s chopped liver
Well if you want it, this is what you’ll get with Woody…
A little bit of greed mixed with some crap footy
Some nostalgia that'll jump start your heart quicker
Than a 5-0 when you get shocked at OT
By the dippers when you’re not pressing properly
Cuz you employed a league 1 manager probably…
You waited this long, now stop debating
'Cause he’s back, with the rags and he’s ovulating
I know that you got a job, Ms. Woodward
But your husband's Utd problem's complicating…
So the Super League won't let me be
Or let me be me, so let me see
They try to shut me down on MOTD
But it feels so empty, without me
And get ready, 'cause this shit's about to get heavy
I just faxed all my transfers, feck you Moysie!
Now this looks like a job for me
So everybody, just follow me
'Cause we need a little, controversy
'Cause it feels so empty, without me
I said "This looks like a job for me"
So everybody, just follow me
'Cause we need a little, controversy
'Cause it feels so empty, without me…
This right here is the stone cold truthPredictable.
He always intended this. He wanted the ESL thing to blow over, deliver us a good transfer window and be in and amongst the title contenders at this point when the decision is announced.
It’s all gone to shit so he’s playing it as “I’m needed in this moment of crisis” instead.
This moment of crisis is down to him and him alone, his exit will begin the repairing process.