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Who replaces Woodward?
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befitting a club of our stature, we need someone instantly recognisable. someone with gravitas, panache and some razzle dazzle. there are a few stand out candidates for me and a couple of front runners:
1. the michelin man
instantly recognisable, great brand awareness, allows seamless integration with a new official tyres sponsor. as a hidden bonus, we can kidnap jon moss before united games and have “mm” ref in his place, ensuring favourable results for us and a higher league position.
2. the laughing cow
already red, would allow us to find god and remove remove the association with devils. “the red cows” is far more palatable and will ensure fans of christ become fans of united. more fans equals more revenue, which should mean a higher league position.
3. pringles guy
a ‘stash that commands respect. a ‘stash you can set your watch to. a ‘stash that must be obeyed. the players would go over the top towards certain death for that ‘stash, ensuring a higher league position.
4. colonel sanders
discount kfc which can be used to bribe jon moss. this should mean a higher league position.
1. the michelin man
instantly recognisable, great brand awareness, allows seamless integration with a new official tyres sponsor. as a hidden bonus, we can kidnap jon moss before united games and have “mm” ref in his place, ensuring favourable results for us and a higher league position.
2. the laughing cow
already red, would allow us to find god and remove remove the association with devils. “the red cows” is far more palatable and will ensure fans of christ become fans of united. more fans equals more revenue, which should mean a higher league position.
3. pringles guy
a ‘stash that commands respect. a ‘stash you can set your watch to. a ‘stash that must be obeyed. the players would go over the top towards certain death for that ‘stash, ensuring a higher league position.
4. colonel sanders
discount kfc which can be used to bribe jon moss. this should mean a higher league position.
Harry Redknapp
Probably will be another Glazer's puppet, unless Glazers actually feck off. I won't worry for now. I just want to celebrate this news and nothing else.
It's surely gotta be Giggs until the
End of the season..
End of the season..
Me talking to myself while opening this thread
'Somebody is going to say Van der Sar and it'll be the first post'
Granted I'd love to see but don't our infrastructure differs a lot to Ajax. We're less invested in developing a pool of talent and more interested in sponsorship acquisitions.
Does VdS have this type of acumen in his acumen shaped locker?
'Somebody is going to say Van der Sar and it'll be the first post'
Granted I'd love to see but don't our infrastructure differs a lot to Ajax. We're less invested in developing a pool of talent and more interested in sponsorship acquisitions.
Does VdS have this type of acumen in his acumen shaped locker?
All good mate. How's the baby?
I couldn’t care less who replaces him, I’d guess someone equally incompetent and maybe already at the club. The big issue is the owners and that’s not going away anytime soon.
not so small any more and had another one. they just turned 5 and 3. time flies!
I'd love to have Edwin here, but there's no chance we'll be getting him from Ajax.
Peter Lawwell? Would be worth a ask, I think he would do really well there, done absolutely wonders with us, made a profit during covid, I 100% believe he is the best chief executive in Britain, Not sure if he would want the hassle though.
Enjoy before they start talking back.
Who I want - Edwin Van Der Sar
Who I think it will be - Matt Jude or some other Glazer ‘yes man’
Who I think it will be - Matt Jude or some other Glazer ‘yes man’
It genuinely doesn't matter in fairness because they'd still report to the Glazers.
Woodward going makes me think Glazers are pushing ahead and he's just cracked/been made a diversion - ESL still has the biggest fanbases involved in the 'legacy' clubs. Worrying we haven't withdrawn yet.
Woodward going makes me think Glazers are pushing ahead and he's just cracked/been made a diversion - ESL still has the biggest fanbases involved in the 'legacy' clubs. Worrying we haven't withdrawn yet.
Someone else promoted from inside the club who hasnt done the job or anything like it before
Fletcher. DNA, etc
I think Van Der Sar would be a really shrewd appointment by the Glazers. Cut spending at the top with fan favourites as the face of the club at CEO and Manager.
What if the glasiers are so sick of the back lash they decide to sell to the Saudis, fans won't be happy again, we need to understand, these are a different breed of owners that are taking over clubs now, not backing either just saying
At least the Saudis would have some interest in how we perform on the pitch and want us to win the league ....Glazers dont give a feck about anything but $$s
Probably the tea lady.
Does it have to be someone with a football background? Or at least a sporting background? I guess it's not like a normal CEO position since they really still need approval from the owners, and wouldn't have carte blanche.
Maybe a sports agency guy? Or a federation hand?
Maybe a sports agency guy? Or a federation hand?
Richard Arnold, probably. Glazer stooge, Ed's right hand man and old mate from Bristol/PWC.
End of thread. I don't see why Glazers would go for another type of guy, especially with DoF already in place.
There has to be someone who can work in synergy between football priority and finances. Make wrong appointment again and it's another 5-10 years of unbearable shit.
Probably Moyes.
Tom Brady.
Van Der Sar
CR7
Maybe Super league vice-chairman Joel Glazer is free now?
So hope he follows his old mate out of the door but think he would have been announced at the same time
The problem is of the Glazers are still around what kind of scumbag won't mind being associated with them after this?
Woodward was a money man. All these suggestions of VDS or Giggs and the like,aint gonna happen.
Darren from Accounting or Karen from HR for me. They have United DNA and get the club.
He won't get directly in the line of fire. Either Baty or Arnold will succeed Woodward.
Only real answer.
she gave it to Giggsy?