What would Moyes have done....

[lex talionis]

Even taking his impressive work at West Ham into account, Moyes would have been a disaster in seasons two and three if he were allowed to stay on that long. We have a massive match tomorrow and this is no time to be wondering what could have been under David Gollum Moyes.

I would like to know, however, whether the story of Zaha shagging Moyes's daughter is true or was made up by caftards. If the latter, well done!

 

[ronaldinhoisagoat]

Moyes:

He would have purchased utter mid-table dross that would have complemented our poor crop of promoted youngsters (that time). Glazers would have been delighted that he was spending pennies and would have pushed back at any high-salary, high spend purchase (the reason he was bought in the first place). We would be struggling for 7th and Moyes would be talking about how we were just 4 years from completing his famed 6 year plan. SAF would've been chased out of UK.

LVG:

He would have purchased more dross ball-players and fans would have to put up with eye-melting football. We would be struggling for 4th place. Manchester would become the sex capital of the world after 50% of the city commit mass suicide by tearing their hair out or as LVG calls it 'sex masochism'.

Jose:

Another summer of purchasing 1-2 expensive flops would lead to another season of shit football. We would be struggling for 4th. Everyday we would be reminded of how grateful we should be to have Him ... I mean 'HIM' ... Yes - HE is bigger than 'Him'. Years of HIM talking down to us fans would increase our inferiority complex and make us compliant, unquestioning zombies. If the government told us to take Covid vaccines, Manchester would have a 100% vaccination rate and would be Covid free within a month ... HE obviously would demand credit for this too.

Ole

United struggled to get 6th but at least Ronaldo has scored 30 goals this season. He may even break Rooney's record one day. United was kicked out of the League Cup but at least Rashford seems happy. He comes from a difficult background and look what a great job he's done for kids. United was kicked out of the CL but at least Harry got his groove back. England's brave Harry vows that 'its coming home in November 2022'. United was kicked out of the FA cup but at least Shaw became an assist master from LB. Imagine how foolish Jose was to try and get rid of him. All this is what Ole's friends in the media would tell us and there are fans dumb enough to believe all of this.

 

[Freak]

I actually think LVG would have done alright if we made the right signings for him. We saw early in his tenure that he’s able to set the team up to play nice attacking football but for some reason he decided to go ultra conservative (probably because he thought our defence wasn’t good enough).

the rest of them would have gotten sacked very early on in the next season.

 

[Lentwood]

I don't think Moyes really knew where he was going with the job to be honest. Poisoned chalice in many respects, but didn't show enough to think he had what it takes to manage a club of our stature.

I think LvG would have eventually gotten us in good shape, if we imagine he would have continued beyond his 3rd year. Needed a few more signings for sure, but felt the framework was coming together.

Jose....well....just blew up as usual didn't he. Started OK but totally lost his head, I felt he found it too difficult to be patient whilst playing 2nd-fiddle to Guardiola.

Ole did a decent job as an 'interim', steadying the ship and helping us put together a reasonable squad, but lacked the tactical nous and strength of character to take us to the next level.

 

[Red Indian Chief Torn Rubber]

Moyes would have done Jack shit. He was the reason in chief we fell behind every body. LVG was the one foolishly sacked as the 3 year project started producing fruit

 

[Revaulx]

Moyes would have done Jack shit. He was the reason in chief we fell behind every body. LVG was the one foolishly sacked as the 3 year project started producing fruit

He has admitted this himself, by saying that he wouldn’t have done anything differently.

And yet he wanted “more time”. Presumably to take us to seventh yet again.